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  • Hi there! Welcome to 'Top Tips with TomSka'!

  • -I'm here with Chris -CHRIS.

  • And today we're giving you some top tips on what to do in the event

  • -of a heavily bleeding wound! -YES.

  • AAARGH! Wha... DID YOU JUST STAB ME?!

  • If you've been stabbed, it's very important not to panic.

  • SWEET MOTHER OF BUTTS IT BURNS!!

  • DID YOU COVER THE BLADE IN SALT?!

  • The first thing you need to do is put pressure on your pain hole

  • to stop or slow the flow of blood.

  • No matter how salty or delicious it might be...

  • Mmmm...

  • DID YOU LACE THIS KNIFE WITH TINY BEES?!?

  • Just keep pressure on the wound. Hold it all in and never let go

  • like you're repressing dark fantasies.

  • AAAH! THE SALTY BEES ARE IN MY FACE!!

  • Now call for an ambulance.

  • If you live in the UK dial 999.

  • THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!

  • If you live in the US dial 911

  • BUZZING IN MY EEEEYYYYEEESSS!!!

  • If you live in another country

  • I'm so sorry...

  • Ahh...ahh...HELP! I NEED AN AMBULANCE!

  • [phone] Okay, you want mushrooms on that?

  • WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PHONE?!

  • Here are some top tips for passing the time waiting for an ambulance.

  • Read a book! Write a book! Book a holiday for your book!

  • Or think about WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO DESERVE THIS.

  • -A large pizza with mushrooms? -Oh, wow! That was quick!

  • Well it sounded like an emergency!

  • Wait, what did you mean by "deserve this"?!

  • If you happen to come across someone bleeding their treacherous life away

  • you can help them by applying pressure to their wound.

  • Like the unrelenting pressure from the voices in your head...

  • OH! THERE ARE EVEN MORE BEES IN THE PIZZA!

  • And now for some top tips on how to avoid getting stabbed in the first place.

  • WHY WOULD YOU PUT BEES IN A PIZZA?!

  • 1 - Don't go down dark alleyways.

  • 2 - Avoid making eye contact with old ladies.

  • And 3 - Don't eat my sandwich.

  • IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?! IS THAT WHAT THIS WAS ABOUT?!?!?!

  • WHAT IS WRONG WITH YO--

  • [sirens]

  • Next week, top tips on what to do with a dead body.

  • Bye bye!

Hi there! Welcome to 'Top Tips with TomSka'!

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Tomska - Poke (STABBED feat OneyNG) 中国語と英語字幕付き (Tomska - 捅(STABBED feat OneyNG)中英字幕)

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    林廷杰 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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