Name: どこで自分を見ていますか？ (Where Do You See Yourself?)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:32:25.000Z
Duration: 2 min 42 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

Thank you Ms. Akana for coming by the office today.

For the chance to interview for a Fortune 500 Company?

Well, my first question has to be:  Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Oh, I did not see that question coming.  Uhm.

Well, I'm going to be optimistic here and say

Being groomed to take over by company president.

Ready for retirement.  But hopefully with a good health regimen

and in an advanced state of medicine I'll be well enough to pursue my new calling,

Gotchya.  Well you know what your resume is great

Well, sir.  I would probably be dead in 100 years.

Most likely from the cancer that runs in my family.

That's fantastic.  How about 1,000 years?

Where do you see yourself in 1,000 years?  Do you want this job or not Ms. Akana?

Wong Fu Productions will develop the ability to revive dead

human tissue as means of providing enough soldiers for their continued evolvement

The program would make me its first test subject.

Humanity ending war over water is inevitable, with our destructive species extinct

the Earth can sustain itself from that much longer but ultimately

it will be obliterated by meteor E-1779 or our sun going supernova.

The Earth, a lifeless hulk.  Blasted into nothingness

by a cataclysmic galactic event taking your half human half machine remains with it?

There's just no room in this company for that kind of negativity.

You ever gonna find an applicant you like?

You know what? I'm not even trying to hire anyone.  I'm just collecting ideas for my Sci-Fi novel.

What about a crazy half-squid half-tarantula?

There's like some erotic aspects that we could work on.