[CRASH]

先輩はどこかな？

[Creaky door opening]

ハ～イ！

Where's senpai?

オッケー　じゃあ行くね

[Loud, hysterically overjoyed, and possibly demonic gasp]

バーイ　先輩！　素敵な一日を！

HIII!

料理クラブはすべての友達の心をつかむ最初の方法だ

[AGGRESSIVE SNIFF]

どれだけ叫ぼうが友達は友達だ

Oookay, I'm gonna go on my way now.

タコさんが乗ったお皿だ

Bye, Senpai, have a lovely day at school!

すげぇかわいいな

[Distant] SENPAI!

すごいなぁ

The Cooking Club is the first way to win the hearts of all your friends.

素敵すぎる

And they ARE your friends, no matter how much they scream they're not.

おぉ

I've got a plate of octopi [Laugh]

先輩

They're so cute!

素敵なソーセージはいかが？

Look at you!

先輩

Look at all of you!

不機嫌になる予感だ

Oh!

なんだか狂ったことをやってしまいそう

SENPAI!

食べないって言うのなら無理やり入れるぞ

Don't you want my lovely sausages?!

ありがと～う

SENPAI!

君たち誰だ？

It's gonna hurt my feelings-

なんなんだ？

[Slightly deranged music plays] -and I might do something crazy-

うん　あのな？

[Music returns to normal] -if you don't take my food and put it inthide you.

「てめぇ何様だ？」

[lovestruck] Thank youuuuu~

「てめぇ何様だ」だって？

[Distant] SENPAI!

木の棒でぶちのめしてやる

Who are you?

「バカな真似はよせ」

What the hell?

わぁ　なんでそんなことするん？

Alright, you know what?

どうしてだよ？

{Girl Delinquent: Who do you think you are?}

俺はなんかすっごいことやろうとしてたのに どうしてこんなことすんだ!

[Mockingly] Ooo ''Who do you think you are'', BITCH?!

(遠くから) センパイ!!

I'll smack down with you guys with your stupid wooden sticks!

これで屋外のバカどもに勝てるってわけだな

WOWOWOWOWO

俺のスパイシーソーセージを食べない奴はどうなるか 見せてやろう

{Girl Delinquent: Don't even think about it!} [Mark continues making 'WOWOW' sounds]

*ため息

SHOMWMWOMWOMWOM!

ホットドッグは食べてない

[Smack] [Thud]

それが言いたかった

OW! Why'd you do that?

ああ

Why did you do that?

なんてこった！　わぁ！

I was trying to do something epic right there, why did you do that?

うわぁぁ！

[Distant] SENPAI!

「我の力を借りたいのか？」

This means I can win a fight with those douchebags outside the school!

うん　ちょーだい

I'm gonna show them what for for not accepting my spicy sausage!

じゃあ帰るね

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

人を殺してやるんだ

Not eating the hotdogs.

楽しむためにな

That's what I wanted to say.

なんてこった

Oh!

あぁ　すげぇ

OH MY GOD! NO!

やぁ　じゃあね

AUUH HO!

じゃあね　じゃあね　お～

Ghastly voice: You wish to borrow my power?

*センパイにすべてを見られた瞬間

Yeah sure, give it to me. [Squeaky noises]

ファッ

Ghastly voice: [Evil chuckling]

ああ　しまった

[Not-so-evil laugh]

ねぇ　見て　人形劇だよ

I'm going off to the other world!

大丈夫だよおおお　きっと私の事好きになるから!

Imma kill people!

繰り返して

For FUN!!!!!!!

先輩のことが　大好きだ　私のもの　あんたじゃない

Oh my god!

先輩のことが　大好きだ　私のもの　あんたじゃない

Oh, this is amazing!

先輩のことが　大好きだ　私のもの　あんたじゃない

Hi! Bye! [Gruesome slicing and screams]

Hi! Bye! Ohhh! [Screams continue] Ohhhh

[Insane laughter]

... FUCK!-

Eugh, oh god!

Hey, look at me! It's a puppet show!

HahaHAhaha!

Okay. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME!

[Creepy Music]

Repeat after me!

I love Senpai, yes I do! He's for me, not for you!

I love Senpai, yes I do! He's for me, not for you!

I LOVE SENPAI, YES I DO! HE'S FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU!