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  • EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY ACTION MOVIES

  • SHOOTING A GUN

  • (gun shot)

  • EXPECTATION

  • (gun shot)

  • REALITY

  • BLOCKING A PUNCH

  • (knuckles cracking)

  • EXPECTATION

  • (knuckles cracking)

  • - Ow, dude! What the hell?! - What?

  • - So hard?! - But you blocked it.

  • Oh yeah?

  • - Oww! - See?

  • (together) OWWW!

  • REALITY

  • WALKING AWAY FROM EXPLOSIONS

  • (lighting match)

  • ♪ (heavy metal) ♪

  • EXPECTATION

  • No.

  • Damn it.

  • AAAAAH!

  • REALITY

  • CHASE ON FOOT

  • Nibs McGee?

  • ♪ (intense dubstep) ♪

  • EXPECTATION

  • Nibs McGee?

  • ♪ (silly music) ♪

  • (groaning)

  • (indistinct conversation)

  • (groaning)

  • REALITY

  • CAR CHASE

  • (revs engine)

  • (wheels screeching)

  • EXPECTATION

  • Oh, damn!

  • REALITY

  • FIGHTING A GROUP OF FOUR PEOPLE

  • (bones crack)

  • EXPECTATION

  • Alright, Shawn, you're first!

  • Hit him as hard as you can!

  • Greg, give him a Karate chop right in his neck!

  • - Alright. - (ringleader) And you...

  • Kick him right in his groin!

  • - You're gonna squeeze him as hard as you can! - Wait? Me? No, no--you.

  • (overlapping conversation)

  • I'm going out first?

  • (laughter)

  • That's not a bad idea.

  • Wait, guys...why don't we all just attack him at the same time?

  • (cheering)

  • REALITY

  • FIGHTING A NINJA

  • (cocks gun)

  • Oh!

  • EXPECTATION

  • REALITY

  • BAD GUY'S AIM

  • (gun shots in slow motion)

  • (rapid gunfire)

  • Huh?

  • Aiii!

  • (rapid gunfire)

  • EXPECTATION

  • (rapid gunfire)

  • (all congratulate each other)

  • REALITY

  • DYING LAST WORDS

  • - Ryan? - I'm not gonna make it, Jean.

  • - Don't you talk like that. - I never told you--

  • - What is it? - That I love you.

  • - What? - I had to tell you before I...

  • No...no.

  • I love you too.

  • EXPECTATION

  • - Ryan? - I'm not gonna make it, Jean.

  • - Don't you talk like that. - I never told you--

  • - What is it? - I left my soda can in the freezer.

  • - What? - Left the can of soda in the freezer.

  • If you don't take it out, it's gonna explode!

  • Can of soda--what?!

  • Who cares about that?

  • You've just been shot!

  • You don't understand.

  • If you don't take it out, it's going to go everywhere.

  • I don't care about the freezer.

  • - I don't care about the stupid can of Coke! - It's actually a Sprite.

  • - I care about you. - I hate Coke, remember?

  • Because I love you.

  • - (pretends to die) - What? What're you doing?

  • Ryan? This isn't funny.

  • I know you're still alive.

  • I can feel your pulse.

  • You know what?

  • Even if you do live through this, don't expect me to be around anymore.

  • And I hope that stupid Coke does explode in your freezer, you jerk!

  • Jean...

  • It's a Sprite.

  • (death rattle)

  • REALITY

  • DISARMING A BOMB

  • Damn it, Charlie! Is it the blue one or the red one?

  • Just cut one.

  • Red? Blue? White? Black? Which one?

  • Any one! Cut the white one.

  • Wait, it can't be the white one, Charlie.

  • - Cut the blue one. - It's not the blue one either.

  • - Red? - I'm telling you, Charlie, it's not the red one.

  • Then it has to be the black one!

  • - Whoa...what the hell, man. - What?

  • - That is racist. - What?!

  • You think just because it's the black one that's the one that needs to be cut?

  • What are you talking about?

  • That was the last one I told you to cut!

  • You should hear yourself right now.

  • You sound like a racist basketball coach.

  • Listen, we are running out of time.

  • - Just cut the f*cking wire! - Fine! This was your choice.

  • Not mine!

  • (screaming)

  • - You did it? - I did it!

  • - You did it! - I DID IT!

  • - YOU DID IT! - (screaming)

  • EXPECTATION

  • Damn it, Charlie, is it the blue one or the red one?

  • Don't cut any of them. Just flip it over.

  • - Flip it over? - Okay, now take out the batteries.

  • Alright, the batteries are out.

  • It's still counting down, Charlie.

  • Alright, well, look for an outlet around you.

  • - Got it. - Plugged in?

  • - Yes. - Okay, so unplug it.

  • Okay...

  • - Still counting down, Charlie. - Damn it! Alright, listen...

  • I want you to just cut all the wires at once.

  • - What?! - Wires are what makes it work.

  • If you cut them all at once, it'll probably mess something up.

  • What?! Are you crazy? I'm not gonna do that.

  • - I'm just-- - YOLO.

  • Okay.

  • (exhales sharply)

  • - I did it! - You did it!

  • - I did it! - He did iiiiiiit!

  • Okay, so...now that the alarm clock is off,

  • what do you want me to do with the bomb?

  • (bomb ticks)

  • (static)

  • REALITY

  • THE GUN KICK

  • EXPECTATION

  • REALITY

  • THE EPIC CRAWL

  • Get up against the wall! Turn around.

  • (groaning)

  • Yeah! Home run.

  • You know, I expected a lot more out of you.

  • (bat clatters)

  • It was too easy.

  • So easy that I could pour myself a cup of delicious tea.

  • I can enjoy this cup of tea carefree without even being worried about

  • being interrupted midsenten--

  • EXPECTATION

  • (bat clatters)

  • It was too easy.

  • So easy that I could pour myself a cup of delicious tea.

  • I could enjoy this cup of tea carefree without even being interrupted midsent--

  • REALITY

  • THE COOL LAST LINE AFTER SHOOTING THE BAD GUY FOLLOWED BY AN EPIC SLOW MOTION WALK AWAY

  • (groaning in pain)

  • Wipe yourself off, man.

  • You dead.

  • EXPECTATION

  • Without even being interrupted midsent--

  • Wipe yourself off, man. You dead.

  • Aren't you supposed to say that after you shoot me?

  • - It's just been revoked! - Again, I get the Lethal Weapon Two

  • - reference, but that's supposed to happen af-- - Long live the king.

  • Okay, well that one actually did happen before the kill

  • but Lion King doesn't really have nothing to do--

  • (groaning in pain)

  • Tea, huh?

  • More like tee hee.

  • Oh.

  • (static)

  • Are you kidding? You did it?!

  • (cheering)

  • Okay, so now that the alarm clock is off,

  • what do you want me to do with the bomb?

  • (bomb ticks)

  • (grunts)

  • Too easy.

  • (rumbling)

  • Tea, huh? More like tee---

  • HEEEEE!

  • TEEHEE

  • So thank you guys again so much for watching.

  • If you want to see the behind-the-scenes and bloopers, click the one on the left.

  • If you want to see the last Expectations VS Reality--

  • I think it was like relationships or something--

  • click the one on the right.

  • And that's all there is to click today.

  • So...yeah.

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    Angus に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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