字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント (orchestral music) - This is what I hope to see when I die. - I mean, I don't know who doesn't love fried chicken. - If you wanna seduce me, just offer me fried chicken. And I'm (snaps) like that. (orchestral music) - Everyone's gonna win today because it's fried chicken. - Except like your cholesterol levels and your arteries. - This tastes like some off brand chicken. - It's good. - It's buttery. - It's good. - This one necessarily doesn't have that much of a crunch to it. - It's dark meat, it's fatty, it's rich, it's luxurious. - That was pretty good, I'd give it like an eight out of 10. - I like really, really crispy chicken, so I'd give it a five. - Oh this smells good. - Like the outside isn't really that oily, but once you go inside, it's like a vat of oil. - The chicken is a little dry for my taste. - Oh, it's so spicy. - It feels like the skin and the chicken are two different things, and I don't like that. - I feel like this is-- - I think it might be Popeyes. It's got that nice little Popeyes flavor. - Five out of ten, would not eat again if these weren't in front of me. - Already 100% sure this is KFC. - You know your chicken. - Oh, I just got a huge bite of grease. - This one made my spit really stick to the chicken as I pulled away from it. - I dig this one. This is probably first place for me right now. - I don't know, this is pretty good, but I don't think it's as good as Roscoe's or Louisiana. - No. - This tastes to me like the most processed so far. - It's mostly breading. - You know what, I'm just gonna take another bite because I might not eat dinner tonight. - (muffled speaking) - Did you say "take me to church?" - I like this one. - This one is very, very greasy. This came like straight from the fire. - I hope I don't get diarrhea. (laughs) - This is definitely the best wing I've had so far. - It's too wet. - Yeah, it's really wet. I don't like it. - I don't know what this brand is, but I'm not... Maybe this was the church one. - That's too much... It's not even chicken anymore, it's just fried skin. You have some skin on your lip. (laughs) - Smell that. - (exhales excitedly) - I like the skin. - Mhm. - Mm, that flavor, damn! - This one was like the perfect dessert to the rest of these. - Look at how much chicken as well. Like this came from an animal, you can tell. - This one is seasoned really, really well. (muffled speaking) - Winner winner, chicken dinner. Boom! - Boom! - That one. - Louisiana, Popeyes, KFC, Church's, Roscoe's. - Roscoe's, Popeyes, KFC, Church's, Louisiana. (screaming excitedly) - [Both] We got it right!? - We got it all right? - [Both] Yeah! - Boys, we're boys! We're boys who like chicken! Boys, we're boys, who like (bleep) fried chicken! Pick the chicken up, take a big bite, let it down to the floor, and have a good night, woo!