watch out, watch out, watch out,

watch out, watch out,

Chicken Watch 2K16!

(upbeat music)

- [Voiceover] We're doing it.

- [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16!

- You're outta wiper fluid, bro.

- I know, I've been outta wiper fluid for ages.

- What if a bunch of dirt gets on the front?

- It's a whole new game.

We're gonna go find the best fried chicken.

- From any grocery store.

- In Los Angeles.

- We're trying to represent all the chains of America today.

- That's right.

- Let's get to the nitty gritty.

What makes good fried chicken good?

- [Both] Rubric.

- Beauty.

- Crispiness is the number one factor.

- It needs to be moist.

- Moist.

We've got sexy nod, we've got wow factor.

I'm a drumstick man myself.

- I'm a breast boy.

- You're a breast boy?

You wanna be our wing man?

- I can be the wing man.

- Alright, Kevin's our wing man.

Hopefully we'll assemble a team of thigh guys

by the end of the day.

- I think we should go to Food4Less first.

- This Food4Less feels like you're

preparing for an earthquake.

- [Keith] You look good.

- Oh thanks.

- [Keith] Yeah.

- [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16!

- [Chris] One breast, one thigh, one leg, one wing.

- [Keith] Food4Less, how'd you know?

- So you think it's just a regular box, right?

Oh no, it turns into a handle!

- I can't handle it.

- [Both] Chicky, oooh.

- I say we do beauty right off the bat.

- It does look terrible.

- Mmm, crispiness,

and we're gonna say eh, ya meh.

Moisture.

- Solid moist.

- We need to cover for seasoning.

- This is salty as fuck.

Well how did you rate your drumstick?

- I think I can do a lot better.

- There's better chicken titties out there.

- Wing man!

- Thumbs up, thumbs down?

- Like one of these.

- Okay, okay.

No thigh guys present so the thigh will go with us.

There's a police officer over there.

- I say no wow factor.

- No sexy nod.

- Ok we'll close it up.

- We will not film anymore on the

- [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16!

- Now we're going to Von's Hollywood.

- Von's Hollywood.

♫ Yeah, fried chicken is my favorite food

♫ It takes so damn good

♫ I put it into my throat, you see

♫ Everybody wishes they could just be me

♫ But they can't cause I'm the only Keith

♫ You know what fuels me as I do my drive

♫ You know what fuels me, what keeps me alive

♫ You know what fuels me till the day that I die

♫ It's chicken motherfucker

♫ And the chicken, it's fried

♫ It's Chicken Watch 2K16

♫ It's Chicken Watch 2K16 ♫

(coughs)

- You okay?

- Yeah.

- [Both] Oooh!

- [Keith] They're just putting it out.

That's amazing.

- [Chris] Well you've just put that fried chicken

out there, this is fresh stuff!

- Chicken Watch 2K16.

- Chicken Watch 2K16.

- [Keith] Chicken Watch 2K16.

(plastic squeaking)

Ooh, did you hear that?

- Um, I'm gonna say that this beauty is killin' it.

- It's pretty golden ble-beautiful.

The crunch is--

- I thought it was going to be there more than it was.

You guys want some?

Okay.

- We'd prefer you be in the video.

- I mean we'd prefer but you don't have to.

- We can blur out your face and destroy your voice.

- Moisture?

- Would you say it has a wow factor or no?

Our first honorary thigh guy.

You picked that thing off dry.

- I know.

- I'll tell ya that I don't think it's the best.

Wing man get in here.

- Wing man?

- Not even like kinda, like way up.

- Can you just say Chicken Watch 2K16 with us?

Oh come on!

It's just like a tag.

Why not?

- We made a friend, although she ditched us immediately

but we're gonna keep on continuing on the--

- [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16!

♫ It's a guy over there and he looks like a thigh

♫ It's a girl over there, she's a drumstick guy

♫ She's playing the drums with a bunch of drumsticks

♫ And a bunch of fuckin' breasts

♫ With a bunch of fuckin' dicks

♫ I tell you what, if I had 30 dicks

♫ I'd sell 29 and buy some fried chicks ♫

(laughing)

- Hit us with a chicken fact, Kevin.

- Alright well...

The chicken is the closest living relative

to the great tyrannosaurus rex.

- What?

- How far the T-Rex has fallen.

- Alright, we're about to go into Whole Foods.

Getting ready for people to be really hot

or hippies.

Hmm, smells good.

Chicken Watch 2K16

- [Keith] We're doing a video right now,

you wanna come with us to do it?

- [Voiceover] Yeah sure.

- [Keith] Let's go.

- There it is.

Beauty is definitely obviously.

- Do you wanna be our wing lady?

- Sure.

- Sorry Kevin.

- No, it's not crunch.

- Mine's dry.

- The least seasoned.

- The leg was mediocre.

- This breast is disappointing.

- Neither a good experience nor a negative experience.

- About a medium.

- Okay.

- Definitely no wow factor for me.

- No sexy nod.

- Whole Foods, you're great for healthy food.

For unhealthy food, not quite a win.

- [All] Chicken Watch 2K16!

- Chicken Watch 2K16.

- [Keith] Nice!

♫ I can drive with my thighs

♫ I can drive with my thighs

♫ I can drive with my thighs

♫ 'Cause I'm a real thigh guy

- Hit us with a chicken fact, Kev.

- Alright so, chickens can distinguish

between more than 100 different faces,

so they'll always remember you.

- Alright, we're at Gelson's.

- [All] Chicken Watch 2K16!

- Oh, I feel terrible.

- Alright.

- Is it beautiful, we didn't even judge it.

(mumbling)

It's moist enough but it's like the most bland.

You have any seasoning?

- I have good crunch.

- I didn't ask you that.

- How you feelin'?

- Not great.

- In general, or because of the chicken?

- The chicken.

How would you rate your leg?

- Feels high class.

- Gimme the camera, you try the wing.

- Well, it's crunchy, it's moist.

- [Keith] Can you please keep it to the thumb rating,

Kevin, please?

- Oh, I'm sorry.

Upper thumb.

- No wow factor.

- [Keith] No sex nod.

- I feel like you're high on chicken right now, Keith.

- [Keith] Kevin!

My phone's dead.

- Well plug it in.

- It won't, it won't, it won't.

♫ Yo, gimme some chicken, I don't mean to beg

♫ Which came first, the chicken or the egg ♫

- Hit us with a chicken fact, Kevin.

- Did you know that chickens can taste sweetness?

- Damn.

Chickens are pretty fuckin' versatile.

- Then you should know how sweet that rap was, chicken.

- I said can't by the way.

- Oh can't?

- They can't taste it.

- They can't taste sweetness, oh okay.

(laughing)

Alber, the tson's behind the tree.

- So much.

Chicken Watch 2K16.

- Chicken Watch 2K16.

- Chicken Watch 2K16.

That's my breast baby!

Alright should we--

- That love at first sight type feeling.

That's what I'm fucking talking about.

There's seasoning there, there was crunch,

and there was also moisture.

- It's so balanced.

My breast, it's big like a D, but it's a score of an A.

- The skin--

- There's a long strand of hair coming off that somehow,

where'd that come from?

- Fuck around, I'm gonna be a thigh guy too.

- You're gonna be a thigh guy?

- Oh 180!

All the way up.

- That's like 1,000 degrees.

- I'm so happy.

This gets my wow factor, it gets my sexy nod.

I think a song might just be the right way

to end the Chicken

- [All] Watch 2K16!

- Go!

♫ Alright my ladies, you know how this one goes

♫ If you a chicken watcher in the crowd

♫ You dance with us, yeah, and it goes like this

♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out

♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out

♫ Watch out, watch out, Chicken Watch 2K16

♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out

♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out

♫ Watch out, watch out, Chicken Watch 2K16

♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang

♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang

♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang

♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang

♫ Now where my breast dudes and where my breast boys

♫ And where my breast dudes and where my breast boys

♫ And where my breast dudes and where my breast boys

♫ And where my breast dudes and where my breast boys

♫ And thigh guys, thigh guys, thigh guys, hi guys

♫ Thigh guys, thigh guys, thigh guys, hi guys

♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out

♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out

♫ Watch out, watch out, Chicken Watch 2K16

♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang

♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang

- Thanks for joining us

on another taste adventure with the Flavor Buds.

- That's right we'll see you next time on

- [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16, wooh!

(upbeat music)