much like the pug the aye aye walks the delicate tightrope between radically

ugly and cute is as hell the aye aye resembles a cat who was beaten by a

vampire and then halfway through the transformation just said screw it

to give you a sense of its size here isn aye aye pictured next was slightly smaller

Aye Aye. For long time scientists thought the aye aye was a rodent because

of its rodent like from teeth that never stop growing and must constantly be worn

down

however now what is known that the aye aye is a highly specialized lemur

and trust lemurs were not too thrilled by that news

the aye aye's most amazing adaptation is it's freakishly long lengthy and middle

finger

likely human shoulder this finger has a ball and socket joint

and can rotate almost three hundred and sixty degrees around the hand

it is packed with sensory neurons and because of the energy consumes it is

only warmed up when use. this is because like the woodpecker the aye aye is

percussive hunter

to find grubs they tap on trunks and branches of trees up to eight times per

second with their creepy finger

which is probably annoying as hell

like those people who put their cereal bowls-- learn how to use a spoon

it's not an instrument as they tap they listen to the echo and feel the

vibrations to find hallow grub filled chambers

when they find they used their teeth to open a hole in the tree and use their

middle fingers sort of uh... grub dipstick

very dainty...eating

terrifying for the grub by the way

you can imagine all grubs scary stories begin with "there was a knock at the door"

I know what your thinking sicko but no no that's not an aye aye

peepee

that is and an aye aye "t-t" because the aye aye's nipples are inguinal meaning that

they're located on the lower stomach

sort of groin area

this is why the aye aye does not wear pants

don't judge

you try pulling a pair of pants up to your nipples and taking a job through the

forest

that's a recipe for chafing

just be glad your nipples migrated north with a stop before they got their chin

try wearing a bicycle helmet then. Like most mammals the aye aye follows the rule

of one-half

meaning that it's litter sizes on average one half the number of its

nipples with two nipples the aye aye has baby at a time

just like my mother always used to say

find a girl with twelve nipples son. Sadly the aye aye is threatened due

to a local superstition

That if it points it's middle finger at you you have to kill it, which is very

similar to the customs of the north american fraternity party

remember this

if someone gives you the finger

they might just be hungry

or they're a total ass

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