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  • Hey guys!

  • So as most of you all know we are currently living in the era.

  • Of big booty

  • ** pop music **

  • And I am assuming this is going to be another very unpopular opinion of mine

  • But honestly I don't get it.

  • And don't get me wrong it's not like I don't like people with big bootys

  • I just personally never got into the trend and I don't see why people get so excited over them

  • I geuss I have always just been a fan of propotion

  • And I already know the responses I'm going to get from you guys for making this video because

  • Because I have mostly guy friends and if I were to ever tell them

  • Yeah personally I don't really care for extremely big boobs and booties you know?

  • They would probably answer back with an incredibly well thought out intelligent response such as:

  • Oh...

  • Gay!!

  • ** Laughter **

  • And again I'm not saying I don't like butts in general I just I just don't see

  • the fascination in in why having such a big makes you more attractive

  • I mean the trend is so crazy now that people have made careers of having a big butt.

  • Look at Kim Kardashian or even Nicki Minaj

  • Her song anaconda is literally all about having a big butt

  • But why are big butts considered to be so attractive?

  • When you really think about it butts are just another part of your body that's mostly made up of muscle with a huge layer of fat on it

  • And yet we love it! We worship it!

  • Our society loves and worships a layer of fat that has no use than to cushion your spine when you sit down

  • And not to mention that layer of fat is where your poo comes out as well

  • So when people say thing like:

  • **exhales**

  • Dam girl you got the baddest booty I've ever seen

  • What you're really saying is:

  • **exhales**

  • Dam girl you got the baddest poop particle covered fat layer cushion for your spine I've ever seen.

  • What?

  • Oh sorry I mean

  • Dam guy you got the baddest

  • Yet that's the era we live in because having a big butt is a must these days

  • Especially for girls

  • I grew up the boob era where everybody worshiped boobs instead of booties

  • And the bigger your boobs were it didn't matter if you had small boobs cause you had big boobs

  • And just like this hole booty thing I was never really into super big boob either

  • ** door opening**

  • Gay!!

  • **laughter**

  • **door closing**

  • But anyway!

  • Even boobs made more sense than the booty trend because boobs are a sign of fertility so scientifically it makes sense that guys would be attracted to them

  • I do not know why I'm shaking them like they're talking

  • But I'm pretty sure most guys if not all guys don't like girls with big boobs just because they are more likely to reproduce

  • They just like how they look which I think is stupid

  • Because again boobs are mostly just fat.

  • Plus guys have them as well

  • Hey cheek out this rack dough

  • Woooah!

  • Right?

  • Too bad its a guy

  • **silence**

  • Gay!!

  • **Ryan Laughing alone**

  • What is wrong with you?

  • You can't say that

  • What do you mean? Say what?

  • Gay.

  • You have been calling me that this whole video.

  • Yeah but that's a joke this one actually has a guy in it who can really be gay

  • So it's not just a joke. It's Homophobic

  • So disappointed in you

  • I don't know how I feel about this friendship anymore.

  • I love gay people! And I don't like this side of you.

  • Anyway I think you get the point. When you really think about this big booty trend it doesn't make sense.

  • And in fact I think it's wrong and unfair in the way that 10 years ago people used to say: "That curvy people were attractive"

  • Because you had to be skinny to be beautiful and I'm all for team be comfortable with how you look

  • But this big booty trend is doing the same thing to skinny people what skinny people did to bigger people before

  • Make them feel like crap for not being big enough or small enough I don't know what I'm talking about

  • Which sounds really messed up but that's what's happening right now

  • Just you the other way around like literally in Nicki Minaj's Anaconda song she says:

  • Fuck the skinny bitches fuck the skinny bitches in the club I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the mother fucking club fuck you skinny bitches what

  • That's literally in her song and she got away with it

  • Because she used the words skinny bitches

  • Can you imagine how bad it would it would sound if you switched the words fat and skinny

  • Exactly it's totally messed up.

  • And that's another reason why I think this big booty trend is ridiculous.

  • Well at least until out media decides to change things up and picks some other random body part to worship.

  • In fact we should start the next body trend!

  • Why not?!

  • I mean not to brag but I have a few good ideas in mind

  • Ohhh My god dude check this out

  • Damm!

  • Tell me that is not the nicest CB you have ever seen

  • I'm not talking about chris Brown I'm talking about collar bones bro!

  • She got them CB!

  • Ohhh Dude check these out

  • Dammm!

  • Tell me that is not the definition of SAT

  • A slender achilles tendon dude!

  • I'd study for those!

  • Ohh my god this girl got some fat cows bro check this out!

  • The basket ball team?

  • Sorry freaking Google search right there bro! check out those calves!

  • Ooooo!~ Dam! those are nice

  • Look at those calves!

  • Straight up cows look at how swollen those are they are probably filled with milk

  • I guess in order to make these body trends really catch on we have to make it cool the way rappers do it

  • Put it in a rap song and if you didn't like any of those body parts ideas trust me I saved the best for last.

  • ** upbeat music**

  • Feeling pretty good about that one.

  • Pinching your wenis man. That could be the next twerk if you do it fast enough.

  • But all jokes aside

  • What I'm trying to say is that it's not about having a big booty or big boobs

  • Or being curvy or being skinny body trends are going to come and go and if you really think about it

  • It's stupid how much we obsess over it

  • And as corny and cliche it sounds when it comes to attractiveness the one thing that will always be beautiful

  • Is a beautilful personality

  • And if you can that that's like hitting the jackpot

  • That's like finding a-a Nemo what? No a leprechaun. No Nemo works

  • Because Nemo may not be considered to be the most beautiful fish

  • I mean he's small and he has a deformed fin.

  • But it is all about personality and that's the part we should be obsessing over

  • Not just big boobs or bootys there are a lot of fish in the sea with big boobs and booties

  • Find the fish that's different. Find the fish that's unique to you.

  • Find the fish that is so loveable and so charismatic that pixar has to make a movie about him

  • Even though his mother and his siblings were murdered and he was captured and abducted and imprisoned

  • In the tank leaving his father to go chase after him.

  • Nearly him murdered as well just because he has such a great personality.

  • Find your Nemo

  • Cause in the end isn't that all what we're really looking for?

  • Our very own deformed mother and sibling murdered super star movie fish?

  • Ughhh What?

  • Oh sorry was I getting weird?

  • very and also you're saying you wanna find your Nemo?

  • Yeah and?

  • You do know Nemo is a boy right?

  • Yeah but I was just using

  • Gay!!

  • **laughter**

Hey guys!

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大物戦利品トレンド!? (The Big Booty Trend!?)

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    Caurora に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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