So as most of you all know we are currently living in the era.

Of big booty

** pop music **

And I am assuming this is going to be another very unpopular opinion of mine

But honestly I don't get it.

And don't get me wrong it's not like I don't like people with big bootys

I just personally never got into the trend and I don't see why people get so excited over them

I geuss I have always just been a fan of propotion

And I already know the responses I'm going to get from you guys for making this video because

Because I have mostly guy friends and if I were to ever tell them

Yeah personally I don't really care for extremely big boobs and booties you know?

They would probably answer back with an incredibly well thought out intelligent response such as:

Oh...

Gay!!

** Laughter **

And again I'm not saying I don't like butts in general I just I just don't see

the fascination in in why having such a big makes you more attractive

I mean the trend is so crazy now that people have made careers of having a big butt.

Look at Kim Kardashian or even Nicki Minaj

Her song anaconda is literally all about having a big butt

But why are big butts considered to be so attractive?

When you really think about it butts are just another part of your body that's mostly made up of muscle with a huge layer of fat on it

And yet we love it! We worship it!

Our society loves and worships a layer of fat that has no use than to cushion your spine when you sit down

And not to mention that layer of fat is where your poo comes out as well

So when people say thing like:

**exhales**

Dam girl you got the baddest booty I've ever seen

What you're really saying is:

**exhales**

Dam girl you got the baddest poop particle covered fat layer cushion for your spine I've ever seen.

What?

Oh sorry I mean

Dam guy you got the baddest

Yet that's the era we live in because having a big butt is a must these days

Especially for girls

I grew up the boob era where everybody worshiped boobs instead of booties

And the bigger your boobs were it didn't matter if you had small boobs cause you had big boobs

And just like this hole booty thing I was never really into super big boob either

** door opening**

Gay!!

**laughter**

**door closing**

But anyway!

Even boobs made more sense than the booty trend because boobs are a sign of fertility so scientifically it makes sense that guys would be attracted to them

I do not know why I'm shaking them like they're talking

But I'm pretty sure most guys if not all guys don't like girls with big boobs just because they are more likely to reproduce

They just like how they look which I think is stupid

Because again boobs are mostly just fat.

Plus guys have them as well

Hey cheek out this rack dough

Woooah!

Right?

Too bad its a guy

**silence**

Gay!!

**Ryan Laughing alone**

What is wrong with you?

You can't say that

What do you mean? Say what?

Gay.

You have been calling me that this whole video.

Yeah but that's a joke this one actually has a guy in it who can really be gay

So it's not just a joke. It's Homophobic

So disappointed in you

I don't know how I feel about this friendship anymore.

I love gay people! And I don't like this side of you.

Anyway I think you get the point. When you really think about this big booty trend it doesn't make sense.

And in fact I think it's wrong and unfair in the way that 10 years ago people used to say: "That curvy people were attractive"

Because you had to be skinny to be beautiful and I'm all for team be comfortable with how you look

But this big booty trend is doing the same thing to skinny people what skinny people did to bigger people before

Make them feel like crap for not being big enough or small enough I don't know what I'm talking about

Which sounds really messed up but that's what's happening right now

Just you the other way around like literally in Nicki Minaj's Anaconda song she says:

Fuck the skinny bitches fuck the skinny bitches in the club I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the mother fucking club fuck you skinny bitches what

That's literally in her song and she got away with it

Because she used the words skinny bitches

Can you imagine how bad it would it would sound if you switched the words fat and skinny

Exactly it's totally messed up.

And that's another reason why I think this big booty trend is ridiculous.

Well at least until out media decides to change things up and picks some other random body part to worship.

In fact we should start the next body trend!

Why not?!

I mean not to brag but I have a few good ideas in mind

Ohhh My god dude check this out

Damm!

Tell me that is not the nicest CB you have ever seen

I'm not talking about chris Brown I'm talking about collar bones bro!

She got them CB!

Ohhh Dude check these out

Dammm!

Tell me that is not the definition of SAT

A slender achilles tendon dude!

I'd study for those!

Ohh my god this girl got some fat cows bro check this out!

The basket ball team?

Sorry freaking Google search right there bro! check out those calves!

Ooooo!~ Dam! those are nice

Look at those calves!

Straight up cows look at how swollen those are they are probably filled with milk

I guess in order to make these body trends really catch on we have to make it cool the way rappers do it

Put it in a rap song and if you didn't like any of those body parts ideas trust me I saved the best for last.

** upbeat music**

Feeling pretty good about that one.

Pinching your wenis man. That could be the next twerk if you do it fast enough.

But all jokes aside

What I'm trying to say is that it's not about having a big booty or big boobs

Or being curvy or being skinny body trends are going to come and go and if you really think about it

It's stupid how much we obsess over it

And as corny and cliche it sounds when it comes to attractiveness the one thing that will always be beautiful

Is a beautilful personality

And if you can that that's like hitting the jackpot

That's like finding a-a Nemo what? No a leprechaun. No Nemo works

Because Nemo may not be considered to be the most beautiful fish

I mean he's small and he has a deformed fin.

But it is all about personality and that's the part we should be obsessing over

Not just big boobs or bootys there are a lot of fish in the sea with big boobs and booties

Find the fish that's different. Find the fish that's unique to you.

Find the fish that is so loveable and so charismatic that pixar has to make a movie about him

Even though his mother and his siblings were murdered and he was captured and abducted and imprisoned

In the tank leaving his father to go chase after him.

Nearly him murdered as well just because he has such a great personality.

Find your Nemo

Cause in the end isn't that all what we're really looking for?

Our very own deformed mother and sibling murdered super star movie fish?

Ughhh What?

Oh sorry was I getting weird?

very and also you're saying you wanna find your Nemo?

Yeah and?

You do know Nemo is a boy right?

Yeah but I was just using

Gay!!

**laughter**