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  • ♪ (Kung Fu Fighting plays) ♪

  • Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

  • Those kicks were fast as lightning

  • In fact, it was a little bit frightening

  • But they fought with expert timing

  • -Give me your money. -No.

  • -What?! -No! (whimpers)

  • (nerd) Ow! Ah! Stop it!

  • (nerd whimpers in pain)

  • (Ryan) Hey, you!

  • Who, me?

  • Yeah, you.

  • God?

  • -Want to learn how to defend yourself? -Yeah.

  • Aren't you tired of bullies picking on you all the time?

  • Mmm-hmm.

  • Well, then, How To Be Ninja is the DVD for you!

  • Ow!

  • This DVD includes your two very own personal trainers.

  • (in broken English) Hello, everyone. My name is...

  • Hanate Wakuso Shiseo Tadashite Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic.

  • (in broken English) Hello. My name is Bob.

  • -And we will be teaching you how to be-- -(both) Ninja!

  • (makes karate sounds)

  • The first lesson in being a ninja is to make loud,

  • unnecessary sounds when you hit things.

  • Whaaaa!

  • Hi-kya-kya-yah! (thud)

  • Waaah!

  • Hooo!

  • Haaa!

  • Hooo! Hooo!

  • Haaaa!

  • Yeeaaah!

  • Hoo!

  • (groans)

  • A true ninja can catch things with his chopsticks.

  • Hey, I got it!

  • Ow!

  • Lesson number three: A true ninja knows how to teleport from place to place.

  • ♪ (The Pink Panther plays) ♪

  • And that's how it's done.

  • Lesson four: You must be able to transform into anything.

  • You must be able to be an animal...

  • (makes monkey noises)

  • Even imitate a tree.

  • Maybe even be a fag.

  • And you must be able to imitate anyone.

  • W-well. My--my name? My--(deep breath)

  • My--my name is D-d-d-d-Daxflame.

  • Lesson number five: You must know how to perform a fatality!

  • (gong sounds)

  • ♪ (Mortal Kombat plays) ♪

  • Fatality. (cackles)

  • If you follow all of these lessons,

  • it should look a little something like this:

  • ♪ (Mortal Kombat starts up again) ♪

  • Oh, forget this!

  • -(gun shot) -Fatality.

  • Teehee!

  • ♪ (Mortal Kombat) ♪

  • (groans)

  • -And we will be teaching you-- -Be careful.

  • -And we will be teaching you-- -(both crack up)

  • -And we will be teaching you--

  • W-Why can't I do this?

  • -Why can't I do it? -I don't know!

  • And we will be teaching you--(cracks up)

  • Lesson number three: Aw, man.

  • (crash)

  • Shh!

♪ (Kung Fu Fighting plays) ♪

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    Caurora に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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