My name is MysteryKevDawson SmoshemG Fu Productions.

-Hey, it's Freeee...ddie Wong.

-And we're gonna be teaching you how to be a YouTube celebrity.

Lesson one.

In order to be a YouTube celebrity, you need to have a good video.

-Like a cute baby.

-[cries like a baby]

-Or a cute cat.

-Meeeeooooww!

-Or a cute person.

-Aaaaaaahhh!!!

-Or even a cute triangle.

-Aaaaaah...

-Lesson two:

Every YouTube celebrity travels.

[adventurous music plays]

[whistle blows]

Traveling!

-Lesson three:

if you're a YouTube celebrity, you're always on red carpets.

[audience cheers]

[audience groans]

[laughter]

[laughter and applause]

[dramatic music plays]

-Lesson four:

Every YouTube celebrity has fans.

[fans whirring]

-Lesson five:

If you're a YouTube celebrity, everyone knows you.

-Hey, aren't you that uh--

Kevjumba?

-Yeah.

-Hey man, can I borrow your pencil sharpener?

-No.

-No, but I need it for homework. -No.

-My pencil's like. -No.

-It's dull. -No.

No.

-If you follow all of these lessons...

-It should look a little something like this.

-(children) Oh no!

-Teehee!

[snickering]

And we're gonna be teaching you how to be--[laughs]

-Hey Ray, you wanna go to the movie premiere?

-No!

[laughter]

Traveling! [laughs]

[laughs]

Traveling!

[laughter]

-Don't laugh.

-What are you doing?