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  • (coughing)

  • - Sorry.

  • Hey guys!

  • So I probably should've made this video

  • before I went "mixing in apples" for about three weeks,

  • but the reason I haven't posted in a while

  • is because, well, there's actually three reasons why.

  • The first reason is because I recently just got back

  • from Singapore and Malaysia 'cause I had a couple of shows.

  • It looked something like this:

  • (fans cheer)

  • (fans scream)

  • The second reason is pretty obvious.

  • I'm sure you guys can hear it, but I got pretty sick on that trip

  • and it looked something like this:

  • (coughing)

  • Sorry.

  • And finally, last but not least, the third reason is because, well,

  • I'm filming a movie!!!

  • (voice squeaks) Listen to my voice.

  • Let me do another take.

  • The last reason is because I'm filming a movie,

  • since you couldn't understand what I just said.

  • That's right, I'm a freaking mainstream Hollywood movie star now.

  • Well, I mean, I'm not exactly the star of the film,

  • so I guess you can't really call me a movie star,

  • and it's not exactly mainstream because it's an independent film,

  • and it's not even shot in Hollywood.

  • It's shot in downtown LA.

  • But it's still a real movie, okay, and I'm still a real movie star.

  • I had so many lines. It looked just like this:

  • - (man) No buttons.

  • Guess they really don't want us to leave.

  • - (scoffs) Who would want to leave?

  • (swaggy music)

  • I'm a movie star. Look at this hair.

  • Okay, even though I'm making jokes right now, it's true.

  • I really have been working on a movie.

  • And I'm not gonna lie, it's been a little tough for me.

  • And I know a lot of you guys think that I'm a good actor,

  • but acting in a movie is completely different from what I do here,

  • especially since the movie I'm doing is actually not even a comedy.

  • It's actually a thriller/horror/...

  • I don't know what it is. I didn't read the script.

  • The point that I'm trying to tell you guys is that I'm a movie star now.

  • I'm famous :P.

  • I don't have time to be doing these silly amateur non-movie videos any more.

  • I'm moving on.

  • I'm "movie-ing" on. (chuckles)

  • See? I'm funny too. I'm so funny.

  • Look, Hollywood called and they wanted me to be a movie star.

  • Okay, well, maybe they haven't called yet,

  • but they're going to because I have everything it takes.

  • I'm going to be the next movie star.

  • Here's all the reasons why I SHOULD be the next movie star:

  • (funky music)

  • I can cry on demand.

  • The moment I saw you cry

  • (sobbing)

  • I can't stand the paparazzi.

  • Oh, please ma'am, no photos today, please.

  • No photos.

  • I have an agent that I always yell at.

  • Look, you've been my agent for over a year.

  • Where are all my auditions?!

  • - Sir, this is State Farm. I'm your insurance agent.

  • - I walk the red carpet pretty much every single night.

  • (water drains)

  • (crowd cheers)

  • - I always take a really long pause before I say things

  • to make them more dramatic.

  • - Hey, Ryan, you wanna go grab lunch soon?

  • (dramatic music)

  • - Yeah.

  • Not to mention, I always make the fans scream.

  • (fans scream in horror)

  • - Oh my god!

  • - Ouch, Charlie!

  • - And I'm already on a show called Teen Wolf,

  • which many of you might know.

  • It's just that people don't recognize me because of the makeup.

  • You can even ask some of my co-stars from the movie I'm doing right now.

  • They have already seen and witnessed the awesomeness that is my acting,

  • and these guys, they love me.

  • They're gonna tell you how great I really am.

  • Like Nathan Kress, for example.

  • A lot of you guys may know him from the infamous TV show, iCarly.

  • He knows I'm good.

  • - (Ryan) Uh, Nathan? - (Nathan) Yeah?

  • Uh, hey, Ryan.

  • - (Ryan) Could I ask you a question?

  • - No, Ryan, you can't.

  • Because I know what you're gonna ask.

  • You're gonna ask me if you're a good actor,

  • and you're not a good actor, okay?

  • Now let me go do my work.

  • - (Ryan) Oop, yeah. I wasn't going to ask that, but--

  • - Yes, you were. - (Ryan) Oh.

  • Hey, I'm going to come in.

  • - NOOOOOO!

  • - (Ryan) Okay!

  • Like I said, Nathan was on iCourtney, or whatever that show is.

  • It's a TV show.

  • It's not a movie, meaning he knows nothing about nothing.

  • That's a double-negative. He knows nothing about knowing...

  • He knows everything about knowing nothing.

  • I'm a movie star.

  • I didn't say I was a mathematician.

  • My other co-star, Ginny Gardner, which some of you might know

  • from the movie Project Almanac, a huge studio film.

  • But she knows exactly what it's like to be a movie star,

  • and she'll tell you how great I've been.

  • (Ryan) Oh, hey, Ginny! Can I ask you a question?

  • - Hi, uh... yeah, sure.

  • - (Ryan) Um, okay, so on a scale from nine to ten,

  • how great of a movie star actor would you say that I am?

  • - Uh, you only gave me two options, Ryan.

  • - (Ryan) Yeah, nine to ten. So what would you rate me?

  • - Uh, I mean, I guess I would give you a nine?

  • But then again, I only have two options.

  • - (Ryan) Yeah, nine, as nine being the highest?

  • - As in nine being the lowest out of the two options that you gave me.

  • - (Ryan) You know, that's still a 90%. That's an A.

  • I respect Ginny, but she wasn't the "star star" of Project Almanac.

  • If she were, she would've gave me a ten

  • 'cause she would've known better.

  • Or even my other co-star, Kirby.

  • She's from Project X, another huge film.

  • She absolutely adores me and tells me how close I am

  • to breaking through Hollywood and just blowing up there.

  • I don't know what that visual was.

  • (Ryan) Hey, uh, Kirby, can I ask you a question?

  • - Sure.

  • - (Ryan) So, you know, Hollywood heartthrobs, right?

  • Like-- - Know them well.

  • - (Ryan) Yeah, Ryan Gosling. You know, there's Ryan Sheckler,

  • - Ryan Seacrest-- - Meow.

  • - (Ryan) Ryan Reynolds-- - Mmm!

  • - (Ryan) Don't you think it's about time for some Ryan Higa?

  • - Some what?

  • - Ryan... Ryan Higa. Me.

  • - Your name's Ryan?

  • - See, 'cause she's used to calling me the King of Acting

  • or the Best Actor Ever, so she doesn't really call me by my name.

  • And last but not least, my boy Mark Furze.

  • He is from... well, he's from Australia.

  • So I don't really know the shows out there,

  • but he's on something out there.

  • He's probably one of my best friends on set.

  • I always got his back. He's always got mine.

  • He even has a YouTube channel.

  • (Ryan) Hey, Mark? Can I ask you a question?

  • - F*ck off, Ryan.

  • - (Ryan) Oh... okay.

  • (nervous laugh) Sorry.

  • Well, you know what, Mark?

  • You make YouTube videos, okay?

  • Why don't you grow up and get a real job, nerd!

  • Anyway, now that you guys have seen the facts for yourselves,

  • you should be able to understand where I'm coming from.

  • It's time for me to move on.

  • It's time-- (laughs) It's time for me to "movie" on.

  • (laughs) See? I'm funny. Twice now.

  • So as I was saying, I made this video to let you guys know

  • that this is going to be my last video ever.

  • I'm not going to be posting next week because it's time for me to move on.

  • I'm moving on to Hollywood.

  • (phone rings)

  • Speak of the devil.

  • Hello, I've been expecting your call.

  • Yeah? Okay.

  • Oh my god, that's perfect!

  • Okay, bye.

  • Okay, so Hollywood is saying they hate me.

  • They don't want me. They never did,

  • so I'll probably do YouTube videos for the rest of my life.

  • I guess I'll see you guys next week. Talk to you later. Goodbye!

  • Tee hee!

(coughing)

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