Picture it.

Sicily, 1912.

A beautiful, young peasant girl with clear, olive skin

meets an exciting but penniless Spanish artist.

There's an instant attraction.

They laugh, they sing.

They slam down a few boilermakers.

Shortly afterwards, he's arrested for showing her how he can hold his palette...

...without using his hands.

But I digress.

He paints her portrait d they make passionate love.

She spends much of the next day in the shower with a loofah sponge,

scrubbing his fingerprints off her body.

She sees the portrait and is insulted.

It looks nothing like her. And she storms out of his life forever.

That peasant girl was me...

and that painter was Pablo Picasso.

Ma, I have a feeling you're lying.

Be positive, Dorothy.

OK, I'm positive you're lying.