-(Allison) Welcome to a very special episode of Just Between Us

-I can't see anything

-This week we're being sponsored by GlassesUSA.com.

GlassesUSA.com lets you order prescription and sunglasses

online for up to 70% off retail price.

-I would like to put my glasses on please

-Not yet.

GlassesUSA.com has a huge variety of frames,

and they also let you virtually try on any pair

by uploading a photo of yourself to their website

-Can I try on my glasses right now

-Please stop ruining this branded video for me, okay?

We have a timing, and we have pacing and we have stuff going on

-Okay

-GlassesUSA.com will give you a great deal

on your first pair of glasses if you sign up now.

This week, GlassesUSA.com wants to know

-Where are my glasses?

-What do your glasses say about you?

-Hey guys!

-Igor? What are you doing here?

-Boys wear glasses too!

-Neither of you wear glasses.

-We wear them at night.

-Cut to fun montage.

[playful music]

These glasses say, "I'm the kind of girl

who appreciates monogamy and commitment,

but I'm not too uptight to enjoy a water park"

-These glasses say, "While I didn't

study gender theory in college,

I'm certainly an unofficial expert.

-This pair lets you know that I'm the kind of guy

who has a great relationship with his mom,

even though she's a Russian immigrant

who doesn't quite understand my Instagram videos.

Of course, Allison's mom doesn't understand

my Instagram videos either,

and she's a full-blooded American.

That's great content!

-These frames shout, "I love true crime!"

[record scratch]

As, like, a viewer. Just, it's interesting to learn about

how you would get rid of evidence if you ever needed to.

Ooh, The Jinx

[playful music restarts]

-These glasses subtly put it out there

that I got a 2270 on my SAT,

but I'm not gonna brag about it.

Unless you bring it up first.

-If you think about it, the gender binary

is basically Foucault's Panopticon.

-Regular guy.

Guy who understands women.

I mean, really gets them. And not just physically.

I mean, emotionally. I mean, spiritually.

-(Allison) Igor, put your shirt back on

-I'm sorry, that, yep, okay, this is sponsored content

-You want to whisk me away to a four star,

all inclusive resort?

Why, my glasses are saying yes for me.

-@IgorPix, P I X on Instagram.

Easy to find, easy to enjoy.

-From the back, I look like just a standard,

incredibly hot blonde. But from the front,

I'm a unique incredibly hot blonde

with great taste in glasses.

-Nothing screams "I love the beach"

more than a tortoiseshell frame.

-I've read this, and I wrote this, and I read this,

and I listened to the audiobook of this.

-I look like the kind of guy at the coffee shop

that you can trust to watch your dog

while you go to the bathroom.

-When do we leave, and how much can I pack?

-And I've read this, and I read the

New York Times review of this.

-Don't worry, she'll be back soon

-These glasses are so soothing,

people can't tell that I'm shouting.

Right, you guys can't tell how loud I am?

- These glasses scream,

"I take great care of my skin but still feel

insecure because my older sister is

prettier than me. Not by that much."

- My Twitter, @Igorhiller.

Why don't you head over to Tumblr?

I'm at TuesdaysWithIgor.tumblr.com

[All laughing]

- That was so fun.

I want to wear glasses all the time!

- Me too! And, with GlassesUSA.com's

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-Okay, you guys did a really good job

supporting this brand, but I just want

to reiterate that neither of you

actually wear glasses every single day

and glasses are my thing.

- Wow, honestly, I'm a bit surprised that you're

not more accepting based on your cool frames.

-Yeah, they shout,

"I don't care if my friends wear glasses too

because I am a great friend."

-Oh yeah? What does this say?

-(at the same time) Put them back on

[outro music]

[balloon fart]

[laughter]

[outro music]

[fake laughter]

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