Gaby: What does it matter? A: 'Cause you have poop all over your butt

G: I wipe my butt! A: Yea, but there's poop everywhere anyway

so I'd rather just minimize the amount of poop on the couch.

G: I'm sorry, there's poop everywhere? A: A harsh reality of the world that we

live in is that everything is covered in poop.

G: There's poop in the air. A: Probably.

G: There's poop on the ground. A: 100% poop on the ground. You can't take

a goddamned step outside without stepping in poop.

[Groovy Intro Music]

A: This week, our question could be international; It could be local. It could

be from- G: Mars.

A: -inside this apartment. G: Oh. I went big with it.

A: Who knows? Because Francesca didn't list where she's from.

Is that even your real name? G: Are you a ghost?

A: Who are you, Francesca? G: Who are you?

A: Where did you come from? G: Where did you go?

A: Cat or dog? We can cut right after this because the answer is obviously dog.

G: What? You think that you're a dog person?

A: A 100% dog person. G: Dog's are messy, dogs are playful, dogs

are loud, dogs, like, run and track mud in the house.

A: Yes, but when you have a dog looking at you, you know what they're thinking. I

like that. G: When you have a cat looking at you, you

know what they're thinking- A: Not at all! A cat lies with its eyes.

This is the worst thing I could possibly say on the internet, but I don't like

cats. G: But you ARE a cat.

A: What? G: Yeah, in personality you're a cat.

A: I'm a puppy dog! G: No. Puppy dogs are playful and loose.

A: Are you kidding me? I'm so much fun at appropriate hours of the day.

What about me is a cat? Nothing. I'm clean G: Particular, finicky.

A: That's certain terriers.

I'm a dog! You're a stupid cat. G: Yeah, we're both cats.

A: No, because we're opposite so we can't both be the same species.

G: yeah, we're both cats. You're like a fluffy, Persian, fancy cat, and I'm like a

weird, scrappy, like orange cat. A: You're a feral cat.

G: Yeah, I'm a feral cat and you're an indoor cat who lives with a rich lady.

What kind of dog are you? A fuckin poodle? A: No! I'm a- I'm like a.. I'm a golden

retriever. I'm your every dog. G: That is the biggest lie I've ever heard

in my life! You are like a bichon frise- A: I'm an adorable golden retriever.

G: -with like a pink bow on its head. A: Of all the things that you could say to

me that would offend me to my core, calling me a cat is one of them.

G: Cats are not dumb. Dogs are dumb. Cats are highly intelligent.

A: Are you kidding? Dogs save peoples lives! Cats watch people die.

G: Name one time a dog's saved someone's life.

A: Lassie. Every episode. Seven seasons. G: Fine.

A: See, you're a cat because you're withholding with your love- your TRUE love

You just give fake love. G: And then I go like this to you.

A: Don't touch me. You're covered in poop.

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G: And cat hair- A: Cat hair is just covered in poop even

more! Because it collects the poop. It's so gross and I can't even believe that

anybody lives with it and it's disgusting. G: So cat hair's made of poop.

A: Everything is made of poop. G: Okay.

[More Groovy Outro Music]

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