For those of you

who've been watching the show

for a long time:

you might realize there's

one man behind two women.

Gaby: You gotta rephrase that.

Allison: And that man is Alan.

"Who's Alan?", you might ask.

Alan's our director,

Alan's our editor,

Alan's our punching bag.

Gaby: He's our number 1 employee

at Gallison.

Just kidding,

he's our only employee at Gallison.

Allison: LLC

So we thought it would be a great time

to invite Alan onto the show

so you can get to know Alan, too.

(clap) Come on now, Alan!

Gaby: You're our third arm.

You don't wanna...

do you want to come on the show?

Allison: Alan, come here!

Why not?

Allison: No, but... Gaby: This is your time for glory.

Allison: Then bring the boom.

You don't want people to see your face?

Alan, do you tell people

that you work on this show?

♪ (intro music) ♪

Allison: This week's question

comes from Miranda in New England

which is pretty broad.

Miranda wants to know,

"What are your personality types?"

Alright, we're going to take

a free personality test.

Here's the kicker:

I'm gonna fill it out for you.

"You often get so lost in your thoughts

that you ignore or forget your surroundings."

(laughter) Does thought means phone?

"You find it easy to stay relaxed

and focused even when there is some pressure."

(giggle) Disagree. You're a mess.

Gaby: You can't do a strong agree or strong disagree only.

Allison: Why?

Gaby: Because I think this test

will tell that I am a spycho

Allison: Well,we will find out

You rarely do something out of sheer curiosity?

Huh, that's interesting

Gaby: Why?

Allison: I don't the answer of that.

I think because I don't understand the question.

You feel superior to other people? Strong agree

Gaby: Here we go

Allison: You don't?

You are constantly talking all the time about

How your are better that everybody else

Gaby: I think we are very talented

Allison: All right

Allison: Winning a debate matters less to you that

making sure that no one gets upset

(Sarcastic laugh) Yeah right! Strong disagree on that one.

You bring people to their knees

You often feel you have to justifies your self to other people?

Strong agree

You are like polyamory's tour guide

Your travel plans are usually well thought out?

Strong disagree

It's often difficult to feel or relate to other people's feelings?

Huh (Sound of sarcastic wonder)

Gaby: I am very empathetic

Allison: But not to people you don't like

Gaby: Because they're wrong

Allison: Wouldn't be crazy if at the end

of this test the answer was Gaby Dunn

Gaby: Why would it ...(trying to contain the laugh) It's a personality test

It's not gonna say my... like it's not guessing my name

Allison: But it wouldn't that be amazing?

Your work style is closer to random energy spikes that

to a methodical and organized approach?

That's is an agree

Being able to develop a plan and stick to it

is the most important part of every project?

(Fake cough) Disagree

It's so funny because filling this out

is really show me how we are so different

Gaby: That's the whole point

Allison: You often find yourself lost in thought

when you are walking in nature?

I don't think you've ever been in nature.

So I am going to put a disagree

Gaby: (laugh) I've been in nature

Allison: Not really

Gaby: I've been in nature

I go camping

Allison: When?

Gaby: I go camping all the time.

Allison: Loo... (Sound of strong disagree)

If this said I lie often, I will just hit agree

Gaby: How can I be both incredible persuadable and also stubborn ?

Explain that!!!

Allison: Because you are heavily flawed

If someone does not respond to your e-mail quickly

you start worrying if you said something wrong?

Disagree

And again that would be a strong agree for me

Your dreams tend to focus on the real world and its events?

(What the fuck pause)

Oh (realization of the meaning of the question) Your actual

dreams (bout laugh)

I didn't understand

I was "What that is mean?"

that you fantasize about being like supernatural

Gaby: Not, like your dreams

Allison: Oh, I have no idea.

I put neutral

Gaby: Have you been in my dreams? Allison: Come on.

Allison: I am the girl of your dreams

Gaby: I guess you have been in my dreams before.

Don't blink your eyelashes at me like a cartoon

Allison: You enjoy going to social events that involve dress up or

role play activities? Gaby: What are your trying to say?

Allison: We're gonna go with agree

If you had a business you would find very difficult to fire a

loyal but under-performing employee? Gaby: Ask Alan?

Allison: Alan, if you get fired It's (containing laugh) gonna be

coming from me.

Being right is more important that being cooperative

when it comes to team work?

Aaand (Sarcastic expectation sound) Agree

Mmhum

This honestly just should say

Gaby Dunn loves to be right!

Gaby: Who doesn't Allison: Well not you but the person

Gaby:Who doesn't love to be right, though?

Allison: God honestly This is so boring

I am like... I hate that I picked this and

Allison: I hate that we are doing this. Gaby: Ok

Allison: And I don't even care who you are

Gaby: I already know my personality type, by the way!

Gaby: I've taken this test before Allison: What?

(funky music)

Allison: What am I?

Gaby; I think you are a "I.."

Allison: I am not introverted

Gaby: I think you come up introverted. Allison: No

Gaby: Yeah Allison: I am the life in the party

Gaby: What kind of party?

Allison: One that ends at ten.

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