(spritzing)

(licking)

Trump! Trump!

He thinks he's running for president

Trump! Trump!

He's filed for bankruptcy four times

Trump! Trump!

His hair looks like a nest of birds

His face is as orange as his hair

He thinks climate change isn't real

and He thinks China invented it

He speaks out against immigrants

His twitter‘s like a parody account

Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!

Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!

Trump!

Trump! Trump!

Hires extras to clap at press conferences

Trump! Trump!

Has flamewars with many celebrities

Trump! Trump!

Gave Twilight actors dating advice,

even though he's been married three times

Thinks vaccines link to autism

and light bulbs cause cancer

He called Rosie O' Donnell fat

he says he's taking down ISIS

He thinks he can run the entire country

But they won't let him run his casinos

Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!

He's rich

You're fired

Tru-u-ump!

Trumpety Trump!

TRUMP!

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