If squashed to death you wish not to be,

sing of Svatý Václav and his victory

Who the hell is Svatý Václav?

Walls are getting closer ...

Oh boy, happy place, happy place.

Svatý Václav was the duke of Bohemia

10 seconds from getting crushed:

9, 8, ...

What do we suppose to do?

7, 6, ...

Wait, wait...Svatý Václav, is better known as good king Wenceslas

from the beloved Victorian Christmas carol

Never heard of him, must have been that one Christmas song not written by a Jewish guy.

3, 2, ...

Somebody sing the damn song!

Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the Feast of Stephen,

When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even;

Walls are getting slower...

Brightly shone the moon that night, tho' the frost was cruel,

When a poor man came in sight, gath'ring winter fuel.