♪ by drugs and alcohol and sex with women-- m'kay ?

♪ but it's when you do these things too much...

♪ that you've become an addict and must get back in touch ♪

♪ you can do it it's all up to you, m'kay ♪

♪ with a little plan you can change your life today ♪

♪ you don't have to spend your life addicted to smack ♪

♪ homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for crack ♪

♪ follow my plan and very soon you will say ♪

♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪

♪ step one instead of "ass," say "buns" ♪

♪ like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns-hole" ♪

♪ step two instead of "shit," say "poo" ♪

♪ as in "bull-poo," "poo-head" and "this poo is cold" ♪

♪ step three with "bitch," drop the "t" ♪

♪ 'cause bich is latin for "generosity" ♪

♪ step four don't say "fuck" anymore ♪

♪ 'cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say ♪

♪ so just use the word "m'kay" ♪

♪ we can do it it's all up to us ♪

- ♪ m'kay ♪ - m'kay.

♪ with a little plan we can change our lives today ♪

♪ you can change it today ♪

♪ you don't have to spend your life shooting up in the trash ♪

♪ homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash ♪

♪ follow this plan and very soon you will say ♪

♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪

- Step one. - Instead of "ass," say "buns."

Like "kiss my buns."

Or "you're a buns-hole."

- Step two. - Instead of "shit," say "poo."

As in "bull-poo." "poo-head."

And "this poo is cold."

- Step three. - With "bitch," drop the "t."

'cause bich is latin for "generosity."

Step four ! ♪ don't say "fuck" anymore ♪

♪ 'cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say ♪

♪ "fuck" is the worst word that you can say ♪

♪ we shouldn't say "fuck" no, we shouldn't say "fuck" ♪

- ♪ fuck no ♪ - you're cured ! You can go !

♪ you don't have to spend your life shooting up in the trash ♪

♪ homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash ♪

♪ follow this plan and very soon you will say ♪

- ♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪ - ♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪

- ♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪ - ♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪

- ♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪ - ♪ it's easy, m-- it's easy, m-- ♪

♪ it's easy, m'kay ♪

[ all laughing ] [ mr. Mackey ] m'kay ! M'kay !

M'kay.