nose goes

come on I did it last time. You didn't say it

you didn't say it.

I don't need to say, my finger went there first

come on, am I supposed to drip drying here?

go get her

fine

she's coming

Hey guys

hey. Hello

are they together?

why you guys always think that? no

I think they think we're gay

probably

I mean I'm gay but I wouldn't hook up with you

Hey~

Ok guys, Laura just texted and asked

if we want to go to a party tonight

Uh

yeah I'll tell her we're studying

yeah good

Oh tell her we have diarrhea, no don't

then she asked me about taking Greek Lit next semester

so yeah I would say yes if she wants to go

or she just wants to know if you're gonna take Greek Lit next semester

no I think that's it anyway

ok I'm asking her to the cafe right now, and tomorrow...

I'm just taking this away

Ok guys I found his Linkedin

good I found his Yelp profile

and he left a really nasty review two years ago

oh my god you guys

I think I found his grandmother is a witchery

Aren't we gone to far?

too far is not far enough!

He's going on a date with Chloe

dying

I'm trying to get hungover off the tequila

I got four people's numbers in the bathroom

my whole body is sweating

I feel like a clammy clam

so I'm not saying I invented Tinder

but I did have the idea at the exact same time

what about the App that deliver the food to your right door?

that's just called delivery

ok I just want to say some fresh ideas

Hey you guys wanna get dinner

we broke

my parents are in town, they are paying

oh, I'll go with you

oh she was in the cab with another guy

oh wine, wine, we need wine

oh I got you I got you I got you

Wait what's this? this isn't 'two buck chuck'

this looks really nice

where is the wine opener?