Just need to restock some essentials,

maybe buy a new pegging kit.

[Allison] It's okay, I'll just stand by the condoms

and pretend I'm in a drugstore.

[Gaby] It'll take one minute tops.

[Allison] And then you'll help me mail my package at UPS?

[Gaby] Yes! Tit for tat!

moaning sounds

Oral pleasure gel for him? Where does it go?

[Nick] Allison?

[Allison] Nick! Hi!

[Nick] It's been forever.

[Allison] Yeah, um, since you dumped me.

[Allision] I tried to call you a couple of times.

[Nick] It's so good to see you. You look great.

[Allison] Really? I just cut my bangs

super unevenly.

[Nick] Well it's workin' for ya.

[Allision] ...

[Nick] You seem... happier, more relaxed

[Allison] That's so weird, I don't feel that way at all. How have you been?

[Nick] Living the dream...

for an immigrant kid

who's only dream is to live in America.

[Allison] That's a really weird thing to say.

[Nick] I .. I can't get over it. Allison Raskin.

In the flesh.

What ever happened to us?

[Allison] I really don't know because you wouldn't return my calls.

[Nick] I think I just felt stifled. You know?

You had all these expectations of me and what it meant to be a boyfriend.

[Allison] You never even agreed to be my boyfriend.

[Nick] Exactly

because of the expectations.

[Allison] ...

[Nick] But, maybe I was just projecting

because the girl I'm seeing in front of me right now

does not seem like she thinks sex and commmitment

are the same thing.

[Allison] Oh! No, no, no! I am just waiting...

[Nick] I also remember you having ...

really cold hands.

[Allison] Yeah...

[Nick] Like, inhumanely cold.

[Nick] They're still pretty cold.

[Allison] Yeah.

[Nick] That must be nice in the summer.

[Allison] Not really.

[Nick] What were you holding?

[Allison] Nothing, my hands are just that cold.

[Nick] No, before I saw you, what were you going to buy?

[Allison] Oh, I'm not here to shop. I was just looking around.

[Nick] It's okay. You don't need to be embarrassed.

It's not like I caught you jerking in a playground, you know?

I'm also in this store.

[Allison] Yeah, why are you in this store at 2pm on a Wednesday?

[Nick] Oh my girlfr.. um.. this..... girl i'm kinda seeing

[Nick] has some intimacy issues. So..

I wanted to get some fun stuff to help loosen her up.

Not everyone is as open to experimentation as you.

She's probably yell at me for even

walking in here.

[Allison] Why are you supposed to be at work?

[Nick] laughing

[Nick] If I knew you were this funny and open

I never would have left you for my neighbor.

[Allison] I knew you liked your neighbor!

[Nick] Yeah, everyone knew.

Now tell me,

What..

made you cum?

[Allison] Seriously, Nick? What made me come?

[Nick] Yeah, what made you cum?

[Allison] Well! I um...

Came ... for these mint flavored condoms

and this dam

and i came to get this massager for the naughty bits

and this spray

and I came to have a night light

and I came to use my untapped sexuality to diminish you with BDSM!

I came to destroy you!

[Nick] You're crazy.

[Allison] Crazy for sex!!!

[Gaby] I was gone literally just for 5 minutes.

[Allison] What does any of this do?

[Allison] Where were you?

[Gaby] I guess you'll have to tune in next week to find out.

[Allison] Oh right, I forgot this was a two-parter.

[moan]

[Allison] Actually, this is some sort of cleaner. I'll get this.

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