No, of course not, but you're most likely going to die.

What?! Yep and your mother too.

It's going to be really, really sad.

But why?

Because they have to do something to make me evil again

Hahaha! (whimpering)

Nighty night! Sweet dreams, pumpkin.

Hey, who are you?

Get out of my rock out room, blue face!

No one likes you, stupid.

Really? This is the best mutant you can come up with?

Ummm... I'm gonna flap my wings so fast at you.

I mean I need powerful mutants on my side and I have this weird thing where I

can only use 4 and the best you can do is Birdman over here???

Shut up.

Well there is Mystique, who can disguise as literally anyone.

And that guy Night Crawler can teleport anywhere

Oh and Magneto, who lifted an entire stadium!

Or Xavier, who's a telepath. He's like their leader.

Oh my gosh! Why aren't we going after any of them??

Just pick one, it doesn't even matter!

Leave my father alone!

Ahhhh!!!

You shall not arrest!

Bet you didn't see that coming...

Surprise!

What?! You were expecting another tacked on Wolverine cameo?

Well this is awkward. You're probably wondering how did I get here?

Well talking heads, that's simple.

Time travel.

Someone has to save this franchise!

Well, slicey dicey time.

You never had a chance to save your family before, but you do now.

That's what I've come here to tell you.

And you? I'm here because I'm your son.

WHATTT?!?!

I have a son? That's wonderful!

I must tell everyone! Hey, Glasses, I have a son.

I have a son!! You have a son?!

I have a son!! I have a son!!!

Charles, do you have a son? No, Erik, not at this time.

Mystique, do you have a son? Uhhh...

I have a son!!!

You are all my children.

Shut up, Apocalypse.

It's not always about you.

Wait a minute, wait a minute...

I almost forgot something

There we go. Safe and sound.

Unleash your power!!

(scream)

I'm supposed to be the girl on fire.

(yelling)

(gasps)

Oh, am I too early?

Kitty sent me back in time and I'm really confused.

You stabbed me

How did I end up with Stryker again?

I thought Mystique saved me? How's is this even possible?

Ahhh...

You look so different.

Is he with you?

I thought he was with you.

Well, poop. Someone take Jean to a hospital.

Oh Lord, the devil has returned!

You fools! All is revealed!

Jeez, Apocalypse, what is your deal?

Everything will fall.

The whole world domination thing, it's super played out.

I will cleanse the Earth!

You had all the nukes and you did nothing with them.

Apocalypse, you don't want to kill anyone.

Nuh-uh! I've killed several people... with sand.

Just face it, your true passion is giving people makeovers.

That's true! You totally redid my hair. In fact, you made us all look cooler.

Have you ever considered opening a hair salon?

A hair salon??

And from the hair follicles, together we will make a better one!

Yes!!!

Hey, Ivan Ooze, do me next. But be gentle.

Well that was weird...

unexpected- weird- Well I for one learned something today.

It doesn't matter if we don't see eye to eye on certain things

sometimes we are going to fight. But that doesn't mean we can't all join together

to try to destroy a powerful mutant with a god complex.

Because at the end of the day, that's all that really matters isn't it?

Diverting your hatred for each other and directing it towards a mutual hatred.

I'm not sure if that makes things better...

Oh it does.

So, you guys aren't going to disagree anymore?

Oh no, we will ride this merry-go-round to our graves!

Just before that we'll use time travel and start it all over again! Hahaha

He's probably right! haha

Ah, never ending reboots...

Hey, I'm Batman.

So, you're good then you turn bad then you turn good again.

I like that. You want to know my secret identity?

Oh no, she knows!! Alfred, she knows!!