- (Finebros) Today you're going to try this.

- Yay.

- Ah. Look at that. That looks so delicious.

- Is that water?

Ooh! That's college. That's not water.

- Vodka? Gin?

- Is that just straight-up vodka?

- (Finebros) We're gonna have you try

a few different flavors of vodka

and have you tell us what you think.

- All right. All right, I think I can do that.

- Not that much of a vodka person.

- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

Wow, that's a lot.

Ha-h'okay. Let's go.

- (Finebros) Here's your first vodka to try.

- See, I thought it would be, like, full. I can handle this.

- Smells kinda fruity.

- This smells sweet.

- This is vanilla.

Yeah, that's vanilla.

- Gotta get the palate ready. (sharp breaths)

Oh, that's actually not bad.

- This is so sweet.

I don't think I would drink something like this straight.

- (rasps)

Maybe would be a better ice cream than a vodka?

- It could be dangerous,

because you're like, "This is really good."

And all of a sudden you're like,

(slurring) "This is really good."

- (Finebros) The flavor was marshmallow. - That was marshmallow?

Ugh.

I felt more it was like butterscotch or something.

- Marshmallow? Oh, okay. Yeah, okay.

- I love it. If you can combine dessert and alcohol,

I'm all for it. (laughs)

- (Finebros) And the next one.

- Oh, it's got a pinkish tint.

- Ew. Oh, this is not pleasant.

- It almost smells like a cigarette butt to me.

- Salud.

(coughs) No.

If there's any flavor in there, it's regret.

- It's pretty strong. I cannot detect any other flavor though.

- Oh my god, that tastes like a campfire.

- What the [bleep] was that?

Tasted like smoked bacon, smoked something.

Oh, no, that-- salmon?

- This is terrible.

- It tastes like I'm licking an ashtray.

- (Finebros) You just tried smoked salmon flavored vodka.

- That sounds gross.

- (Finebros) You were actually right. It WAS smoked salmon.

- (boastfully) Oh my god! Kinda nailed it!

- I think it's a horrible idea.

- They shouldn't have done that. That's not even right.

- Smoked salmon as an edible food, delightful.

On my bagel, yes.

As a vodka, maybe not so much.

- (Finebros) Here's the next vodka.

- It seems so much more ominous now.

- This smells like Lysol.

- It smells like Pine-Sol.

A sweet chemical smell?

- Oh, it's really nice.

- Oh, I know that flavor. I know that flavor. What is that?

Is it like Skittles?

- I don't like it at all.

- (Finebros) And the flavor of this drink: Froot Loops.

- Froo-- ohh.

It is Froot Loops.

- This is Froot Loops? Oh, that's cute.

- Oh, that's totally what it is! It's totally Froot Loops.

- Really? Froot Loops?

(scornfully) Oh! Get that away from me.

That's-- that's ridiculous.

- (Finebros) And another one.

- (sniffing)

It's a little bit fruity.

No. Not taste-wise, it's not.

- Oh!

This is kind of awful!

- Plain vodka.

- That sorta just tastes like regular vodka to me.

- I feel like I have a little cinnamon-like something

taste into it.

- Let's say I took the cinnamon Altoids

and I melted them into a clear liquid.

- (Finebros) You just tried grass-flavored vodka.

- Grass-fla-- man, the vegans are taking over.

- Wait, grass vodka, like the weed vodka?

Or grass grass, like growing grass?

- (Finebros) Like grass on the ground.

- Who would--

That don't make no damn sense.

- I would drink it again.

There's nothing about it that tastes like grass to me.

- Why would somebody make that?

It doesn't even smell like that.

I mean, if you're gonna make something stupid,

at least nail it.

- (Finebros) And the last one.

- All right.

- Oh! Oh, wait.

Oh my god, what is this?

- Oh my gosh. This seems like pure sugar.

- Mm...

This is candy corn.

- It's super sweet.

Kind of reminds me of horchata.

Like milk and cinnamon.

- What is that? Is there, like, Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

- Let's say Cinnabon was like,

"Screw all these buns. We're gonna go make vodka."

Cinnabon.

- (Finebros) And the last one was cinnamon churro vodka.

- That tasted nothing like a churro.

- It does have a little bit of a churro vibe going on.

- It's too sweet for me.

It's not something that I will drink regularly.

- That one was pretty good. That was the best one, for sure.

- (Finebros) So which vodka would you recommend adults drink?

- The grass one.

- Cinnamon churro.

- Marshmallow, because it tastes the best.

- 100% Froot Loops.

- The first one, the marshmallow.

- Smoked salmon vodka I liked the best.

- The Froot Loop one.

Because it's like the sweet flavor,

and it takes you back to, oh, the Froot Loops days.

- The Froot Loops one was pretty genius.

Who doesn't love Froot Loops?

And who doesn't love a vodka inspired by your favorite cereal?

And who doesn't love vodka you drink in the morning?

I don't know. Maybe I should not be that person.

- Thanks for watching this episode of Adults vs. Food.

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- Goodbye!

- Bye, guys. I haven't had this much shitty vodka

since hi-- college.

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