Placeholder Image

字幕表 動画を再生する

  • A: This is a jar that we used in a sketch. And it says, 'People Gaby Shouldn't Text'

  • G: It's empty, right now!

  • A: Cause I think you've been lying

  • G: W-w-when?

  • A: I think you're texting people you shouldn't be texting.

  • G: Name one!

  • A:Have you been texting the married man with two kids?

  • G: No

  • A: You haven't?

  • G: No!

  • A: Have you texted the aloof ex-boyfriend now that he's moved to LA?

  • G: No, but do have confirmation he lives here now...

  • A: HOW?!

  • G: Someone told me he lives here.

  • A: WHO?

  • G: Oscar....

  • A: You asked?

  • G: I brought it up, yeah, I-

  • A: That's it! Gimmie a quarter!

  • G: No, I didn't text anyone!

  • A: Give me one! That's third-party-texting!

  • intro/instrumental music

  • A: San Jose is in America, right?

  • G: Mm-hmm.

  • A: Where?

  • G: Mexico. New Mexico! The new one!

  • A: (laughing)

  • A: Somehow, you looked dumber than me in that moment!

  • A: Anya, from San Jose, New Mexico, wants to know, "How often should he text back?"

  • G: Every time?

  • A: Every time.

  • A: If you text, he should text back.

  • G: Yeah. A- I mean, I guess there is the scenario of "Goodnight" "Goodnight"

  • G: and then... you can't have another goodnight, and then it's endless.

  • G: Till the end of time.

  • G: What do you mean, how often should he text back? How often is he texting back?

  • Like, once a month?

  • A: I'd say if you have anything lower than a 95% rate,

  • G: Yeah.

  • A: He doesn't like you.

  • G: Harsh words!

  • A: To put my money where my mouth is,

  • A: Gaby and I will now each text the boys in our life, and see who texts back first.

  • G: Please note that Allison did not "boyfriends", she just said "boys in our lives.

  • A: I'm in a weird place! What are you gonna text?

  • G- Ah, I'm gonna say..

  • G: Should it be the same text?

  • A- Ooh, let's do the same text! This is so fun!

  • A: I feel like I'm on a game show!

  • A: What if we text, "What are you wearing"?

  • G: Oh... Okay

  • A- That's funny!

  • A- Wait, we have to send it at the same time!

  • G- Okay. Ready?

  • A- One... Two... Three! Pew!

  • G- And send.

  • A- Dun, dun, dun...

  • A- Igor is texting me, so I have a man in my life.

  • G- Garrett has read receipts, So I can tell when he's read something.

  • A- That's BRUTAL!

  • G- I know, isn't it?

  • G- Nothing!

  • A- Oh man, is this gonna be the longest episode of JBU ever?

  • G- Okay, What should we talk about while we're waiting?

  • A- I don't know, I can't think about ANYTHING ELSE!

  • G- (laughing)

  • A- I feel so uncomfortable.

  • G- Yeah, here's the thing, is that, they should always write back,

  • A- Always write back, quickly!

  • G- But especially, and here's what we did right, if you ask a question.

  • A- Oh man, if you're asking a question, and this person isn't writing back, you

  • A- have to cut off all contact with them.

  • G- And move to a new town and change your name.

  • A- So, this is a lot on the line for both of us right now.

  • A- When was the last text you got?

  • G- I texted him

  • A- OH MAN!

  • A- Gaby texted him and he didn't write back before this!

  • A- YOUR BOYFRIEND DOESN'T LOVE YOU! She sent him a photo. At 11:54, it's now 3:00,

  • and there's ahhhh- he read it! This is so embarrassing! Are you mortified?

  • G- No! It's a picture of food! He doesn't have to write back to that!

  • A- Oh, NOW you're putting in little stipulations, where before, it was

  • A- "Always write back", but NOW...

  • G: Oh, I texted him one picture of food, then he wrote "Looks good", then I sent

  • G: another picture of food. He already told me it looks good, he doesn't need say it

  • again, that it looks good.

  • A- Eating alone?

  • A- How long can this camera go?

  • G- Is it in California? It is in California.

  • A- Okay, so in this time, we've learned a few things.

  • G- (laughs)

  • A- 1: Neither of the guys in our lives really care, and 2: San Jose...

  • is in California.

  • outro/instrumental music

  • G- What was the last thing that you searched for, on your phone?

  • G- Mine was Zendaya.

  • both laughing

  • A- Why?

  • G- She's been

  • A- Wait how do I know?

  • G: She's...She's been courting controversy

  • G- Well what did you...what's the last thing you searched for?

  • G: I guess it was on Twitter which is where I searched it

  • A: Ohhh no, I think the only searched on Twitter was, one time I searched on Twitter 'Aid's Walk'

  • G: It literally says 'Aid's Walk'

  • Both laughing

  • A: That was so good, I don't even need him to text me back

  • A: I wish that was true

  • Subtitles by the Amara.org community

A: This is a jar that we used in a sketch. And it says, 'People Gaby Shouldn't Text'

字幕と単語

動画の操作 ここで「動画」の調整と「字幕」の表示を設定することができます

A2 初級

どのくらいの頻度でメールを返すべきか? (How Often Should They Text Back? l Just Between Us)

  • 64 6
    羅紹桀 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
動画の中の単語