-(Pear) Whoa! Guys, you gotta check out this meteor!

-(Orange) Bored, b-b-bored, b-bored, bored-bored!

Bored, b-b-bored, b-bored, bored, bored-bored!

Anyone else bored?

-Yes! But mostly just annoyed.

-Whew, at least I'm not the only one! [laughs]

-[unison groans]

-Does he have an off button?

-[yells]

[explosion]

[collective screams]

[collective pants]

-(Pear) Orange!

Orange, can you hear me?

-Orange!

[energy beams]

-(collective) Whoa!

-Oh, pretty!

-S'mores anyone? [laughs]

Behold, I am the Mandarin Orange!

Bow down before me, or perish!

-Oh great!

It's another magical meteor that turns people into evil versions of themselves.

-[sarcastically]: Thanks very much, Captain Plot Point.

-Orange! Don't freak out; we'll get you some help.

[pulse beam] [collective screams]

-Yes, Midget Apple!

But tell me, who's gonna help you?

-[groans] I told you!

It's not 'Midget' Apple; it's Iron Apple!

[Iron Man plays]

-And now, time to really cut you short!

[hyper beam]

[record scratches]

[laughs]

-[grunts]

[laser beam]

[wallops]

[growls]

[seismic exchanges]

-Time to finish this, Mandarin!

[laser beams]

-[grunts]

[growls]

-Whoa!

[hyper beam]

-[grunts]

-[laughs] Heroes? There's no such thing!

-Hey! [sniffles] What a jerk!

-Tell me Iron Apple, any last words?

-Yeah! Aveggies, assemble!

-Aveggies? What's that?

-I hope you've had your tetanus shot.

-You think this ragtag team of tin cans can stop me?

I'm the Mandarin!

-Yeah, and I'm a rocket launcher.

Whoa! I really am a rocket launcher!

-Ah!

-Call me Snore Machine. [snores]

-Ah! Ow! I landed on my keys.

[laughs] I mean--

You will pay for that!

[pounds]

-Oh yeah! The Mandarin is toast!

-Is that the best you've got?

-That's my cue!

-[laughs]

And to think, I was almost frightened!

-Grrr... yay!

-Ah!

[impacts]

-Whoa! That... was... insane!

-Totally! And yet, kind of sad.

-Heck yeah I'm okay with it!

Especially if we get to keep the suits.

-(Orange) Yeah! [record scratches]

It must be hard to find anything in 48 extra fat! [laughs]

-Orange!

-You're still alive!

And you're not evil anymore!

-Yeah! And what about the meteor?

-Don't ask me;

I'm a vegetarian! [laughs]

-Yay! It's still pretty!

Grrr!

Marshmallow smash!

-[screams]

[smashes]

-Oh no, here we go again!

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-[Orange laughs] Knife!

[slices]