I got Judy from the bank on line 2. Actually I'm gonna call her back

My theater've been going through some pretty rough times, so what do I do?

A car wash?

No, my next show is gonna be...drum roll, please

A singing competition

Who wants to see another one of those?

Everyone. Your neighbor, the the the grocery store manager, that that that chicken, right there!

Real talent from real life

That's what audiences want and I'm gonna get into it.

Norman, would you please tell them what a good singer I am?

Oh yeah, you are great, honey. By the way, the bathroom sink is blocked again.

Bye, honey. (Sigh)

In your mind, could you ever be really close to me?

George, you were supposed to be keeping a lookout!

Sorry, Dad.

Happy birthday to you

If I had a voice like Mina's, I'd be a superstar by now. Just sing it.

Wooo yeah I say wooo yeah. I sure you would, grandpa. Now blow out your candles.

How are you doing with those flyers, Miss Crawl?

I could take all...

This will be the biggest hit show this city's ever seen.

Everyone gets a shot at being a star, live on my stage.

I'm here to win. That prize, it's mine.

Ro-ro-a-a-a

Ro-ma-ro-ma-ma

you're ____, you're really funny looking. That's alright cuz I get things cooking. 

Stay with me

Wow

Ride like a wheel.

Yeah

Oh my gosh, look at her butt. Oh my gosh, look at her

Are you OK? Oh yes, I'm fine, thank you.

How are you?

This is it, folks. You'd better be ready to work harder than you've ever worked in your lives.

Yes, that was really bad.

You've got to show us your fire and desire. The fire that went out a long time ago.

You are not gonna believe what I did today.

Dad, I don't wanna be in your gang, I want to be a singer.

How did I end up with a son like you？

The show was not gonna save your theater.

It's time to move on.

You know how much it means to us!

This stage is about to explode with magic piggy power.

You know what's great about hitting rock button?

There's only one way left to go.

And that's up!

(The store will close in 15 minutes)

The lady in aisle 6. That was awesome!