Name: ツー・アンド・ハーフ・メン - 娼婦とアラン [HD] (Two and a Half Men - Alan with a Hooker [HD])
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:23:09.000Z
Duration: 3 min 55 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

What are you talking about? Charlie didn't put me up to anything.

Right, so it's just a coincidence that I'm sitting here waiting for a prostitute

and all of a sudden you show up at the front door.

When you've had your heart broken enough times and you can't even bear the thought of having an emotional connection

with another human being, what else is there to do?

Nevertheless, sometimes a man needs to feel something other than his own touch.

No. You'll just be doing Alan this evening.

Sorry I'm a little late. - Oh, that's okay.

As long as it doesn't come out of my... you know... winky-dink time.

Shall we take care of business before we get started?

No cash in advance, I'm not in your pants!

Oh, just about anything. I'm not finnicky.

Well you know, I'm not into animals or...

I'm a little bumped by that 'turn me on' part.

I mean, I want to believe you but I've been with enough women to know it doesn't happen that fast.

No, no, of course not. Why would you lie to me? But...

I'm just saying it would help if you could tone down the narration to a more believable level.

I happen to know for a fact that I'm not the best kisser.

And since I am buying it, I should be able to buy it.

All you have to do is tell the truth. There's no need for hyperbole.

Oh, come on. I just said I can't believe I'm the biggest you've ever seen.

I mean, I'm not even the biggest I've ever seen.

I can work with that. I was married for twelve years.

Here's your money. Don't ever call me again.

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ツー・アンド・ハーフ・メン - 娼婦とアラン [HD] (Two and a Half Men - Alan with a Hooker [HD])

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