Don't be silly.

I'm just glad you didn't end up in a French prison.

I hope you don't think I'm a lost cause.

No, no.

I do like... you know.

Glad to hear.

Don't worry, I will not stop until I hear Paul Revere.

I beg your pardon?

You know, the British are coming!

The British are coming!

Hello.

Nigel, what are you doing here?

I had to bring Ava back early.

Hello. Nigel Pierce.

Walden Schmidt.

Nigel is my ex-husband.

A role I relish.

I need to catch a plane to London,

so you'll have to have Ava for the weekend.

And what if I have plans?

Yes, I can see your plans.

Mummy, Daddy said he can't take me to the zoo.

Oh, wonderful, just wonderful.

Are you and Daddy going to fight?

No. Mummy will take you to the zoo instead of Daddy.

Brilliant, make me the bad guy.

Oh, no one made you the bad guy, you were born to it.

Uh, you know what, Ava?

I'm a little thirsty.

Maybe you could show me where I could get a glass of water.

Is it all right, Mummy?

Yeah. Good idea.

Come on, then.

They're gonna fight now.

Yeah, I know.

So this is what you prefer now, hmm?

Underwear models?

He happens to be a billionaire.

Yes, well, I happen to be 107th in line to the throne.

Here's your water.

Thank you.

You're very welcome.

Oh, whoa!

This is the best water I have ever had.

Did you make this yourself?

No, silly, it came out of the fridge.

Oh.

Well, then cheers.

Mmm.

I'm a queen.

You are?

Queen Ava.

Well, then what am I?

I have no idea.

Walden Schmidt, Your Majesty.

Pleased to meet you.

I shall call you Sir Schmidt.

Oh! At your service.

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Well, you two seem to be getting along.

Can Sir Schmidt come with us to the zoo?

Sir Schmidt?

Hmm. I don't know.

Please?

He's my loyal subject.

Well, I suppose, if he wants.

I live to do the queen's bidding.

All right, go and get your jacket.

Yay!

Sir Schmidt?

My grandfather shortened it from Schmidt-a-Lot.