aha

wait it wasn't? cause i can do better! No you are great

thank God cuz I can't do better

but there is something I probably shoulda told you before we slept

together

oh god husband or herpes, well there

was another guy Paul

Paul that must be confusing, very

am you see for the first forty years of my life

I was a man named Paul

WOW you don't look

forty

so so you were a guy with you know

an Adam's apple and facial hair,and the whole kit and kaboodle?

yeah I had a kit and two

kaboodles, so so how did you get that

I mean to get to get a donor cause i've never seen that box to check on a driver's license.

actually I..I

I donated my own organ you see what they do they take your penis, all right?

They slice it right down... Oh! La la la la la la la la la.

Okay, I'll..I'll spare you the details on what happened to my balls. Well I know what just

happened to mine

Look, I..I know I should have told you earlier.

I just didn't want to scare you away. I really like you. Oh, and I like you

I mean we have a lot in common clearly more than I realized

Maybe it's best if I go. Oh no no don't go

you sure? yeah yeah no I like you I'm just trying to process this whole thing I

mean

for instance there's no chance it'll grow back, right?

What, like-like a salamander's tail? no

so one day you're not gonna you know sneeze real hard and suddenly I'm

dating a dude?

Alan, I am as much a woman

as you've ever dated but if you're not okay with this it's..

No, no, no, you know what? I am not going to let one little thing come between us.

oh it wasn't a little, uh bit of

relationship advice? no guy likes to hear that his girlfriend had a bigger

penis than he does

you're right am sorry

Morning. Morning.

oh great, we're out of bacon

whoa

We're out of naked Heidi Klum... Damn

that's Frank

He blogs to my date Nadine.Alan told me about her that's the model you took to the

emergency room.. twice

she calls it our special place

It's the worst date of my life.Is her mouth broken?

so what's the problem the problem is we have no connection how can I be

attracted to a woman's body

If I'm not attracted to her mind? sounds kinda gay but alright

Hey walden, Jenny,

Zippy.Just a heads up there's a girl asleep on the couch

don't worry I know the drill boss give her 500 bucks pat her down for

silverware

and throw her in a taxi... what?

sorry Charlie flashback

Morning

Woah!

That's a pig. Whoa! That's a leech.

Long story, crazy night. Pig or no pig not

as crazy as mine. a hundred bucks says mine beats yours.

I had sex with a woman who used to be a man. And we have a winner

Really? I can't believe that you would...

Well, ah, then again, it's you.Hey, hey, say what you want,

but she really knows her way around a man. It's like climbing Mount Everest with a really good Sherpa.

Yeah, but you don't shtup the Sherpa. How did it work? Like, where did it...

go? Oh, that's easy. See, what they do is,

they slice the penis down the middle...