i honestly didn't believe amy when she told me she had a boyfriend

i assure you i am quite real

and i'm having regular intercourse with your daughter

what ? oh yes! we're like wild animals in heat .. it's a wonder neither of us

has been hurt

Amy, what is he saying ?

U wanted me to have a boyfriend mother ..well here he is :)

have to sign off now.. my hunger for sheldon is starting in my loins

oh yes! it's time for me to make love to your daughters vagina..

Thank u Seldon, that went very well..

Agreed ..

Amy i find myself wondering if

we should actually engage in coitus at least one time in our relationship

Bazingaa !

bedtime, please show yourself out..