MOLLY: [SIGH]

I don't understand.

DAVID WAIN: What is it?

Can I help you?

MOLLY: I--

I want to select that file.

DAVID WAIN: Oh.

All right.

I'll show you.

You bas-- basically you just, you know, point your mouse.

MOLLY: Mm-hmm.

DAVID WAIN: And then you hit this button to select.

MOLLY: Oh.

Duh.

I'm terrible with computers.

Tell me--

do I buy a hard disk, a floppy disk, or--

DAVID WAIN: Oh, brother, do you have a lot to learn.

MOLLY: Maybe you could show me some stuff, say,

over a drink tonight?

DAVID WAIN: Well, yeah, if you're serious.

MOLLY: OK.

It's a date.

DAVID WAIN: Well, when?

Where?

MOLLY: I'll email you.

MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): You've got mail.

DAVID WAIN: Hot damn.

So I'm going to meet her this afternoon.

MALE SPEAKER: Don't forget to bring your rubbers.

DAVID WAIN: We're just having a drink.

FEMALE SPEAKER: I'm hearing wedding bells.

She sounds cute.

DAVID WAIN: You've never even met her.

FEMALE SPEAKER: With a name like Molly,

she has to be cute.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

DAVID WAIN: Hey, this is the headlines.

My name is David Wain, brought to you by Ajax

dishwasher to do.

[MUMBLES]

MOLLY: David?

DAVID WAIN: Oh, hey.

MOLLY: Hi.

DAVID WAIN: Hi.

So.

MOLLY: So.

DAVID WAIN: So.

I don't want to overwhelm you all at once, so I thought we'd

just start with the basics of OS X before we get into like,

you know, web design, and HTML, and programming, and

Linux, and kernel panics, and habeas corpus, and--

MOLLY: David, stop.

I just wanted an excuse to go out with you.

I don't really care about computers.

DAVID WAIN: Well, uh, have you seen Leopard?

MOLLY: I care about getting to know you.

All I know is that you're the sexy guy who's always in the

coffee shop.

What do you do for a living?

DAVID WAIN: Well, I work in this place which is apparently

some kind of sweatshop.

How about you?

MOLLY: I'm a fashion editor for a top magazine.

Otherwise, I'm just a single gal who's curious about the

guy behind those sexy lips.

LANDON: Hey, Molly.

MOLLY: Landon!

Oh my god.

David, this is my friend Landon.

Landon, this is David.

You don't mind if Landon joins us, do you?

DAVID WAIN: No.

MOLLY: No.

Uh-oh.

What's the matter.

LANDON: I just got dumped.

MOLLY: [GASP]

LANDON: I want to kill myself.

MOLLY: Oh no, my baby, baby boy.

LANDON: I just can't wallow in it though, you know?

MOLLY: No, no.

LANDON: Hey.

Do you want to go dancing?

MOLLY: Uh, yes.

LANDON: OK.

MOLLY: Come on, David.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[RINGING]

MOLLY: Oh, shit.

It's my editor.

Uh--

I have to go.

I'll--

I'll call you both tomorrow, OK.

LANDON: And then there were two.

DAVID WAIN: I, uh--

I--

I'm probably going to go hit the hay.

LANDON: Fuck me.

DAVID WAIN: What?

LANDON: I can't wait any longer.

No more games Du-evid.

DAVID WAIN: Molly!

MOLLY: What?

Oh, I just pulled that whole that's my editor routine so

you two could be alone together.

So did you guys hook up or what?

DAVID WAIN: What!

MOLLY: Wait.

You're not--

trying to tell me you're straight?

DAVID WAIN: Well, yeah.

MOLLY: So you weren't saying, I'm gay and I want you to set

me up with another gay man to have sex?

DAVID WAIN: No!

MOLLY: So I'm crazy?

I just made it up out of thin air?

DAVID WAIN: Yeah, pretty much.

LANDON: There you are.

I've been looking all over for you.

Let's go into the bathroom, have sex, do a few lines of

co-co-co co co.

DAVID WAIN: Sorry, Landon.

Uh, I'm not, uh--

LANDON: You're not what?

DAVID WAIN: Well, I'll give you a hint.

Oh, hey, I like to have sex with other guys.

LANDON: Great.

What's the problem?

DAVID WAIN: No, I'm saying I'm not that!

LANDON: You're straight?

Thanks a lot, Molly.

Some friend you turned out to be.

MOLLY: Ow!

LANDON: Next time, don't set me up with some four-eyed,

boob loving Jew from Ohio.

[SLAP]

MOLLY: I'm so sorry, David.

How can I make it up to you.

DAVID WAIN: Well, do you want to dance with me?

MOLLY: My ankles are in excruciating pain, but OK.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

MOLLY: Ow.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

FEMALE SPEAKER: What is your problem?

[MUSIC PLAYING]