Name: レイトショーの2016年入学式スピーチ (The Late Show's 2016 Commencement Speech)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:21:59.000Z
Duration: 4 min 42 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

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IT'S NOT JUST FLEET WEEK, IT'S COLLEGE GRADUATION SEASON.

THE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN THE HIGHLY EDUCATED THINK TO

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THEMSELVES, "WHICH SIDE DOES THE LITTLE TASSELY THING GO?"

UNIVERSITIES EVERYWHERE ARE PREPPING FOR THE BIG DAY: MOWING

THE LAWNS, QUADDING THE QUADS, AND COVERING THE CONFEDERATE

SO FAR, GRADUATES HAVE ALREADY HEARD COMMENCEMENT SPEECHES FROM

CHERYL SANDBERG AT BERKELEY, PRESIDENT OBAMA AT RUTGERS, AND

LIN MANUEL MIRANDA AT THE UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE KIDS AT PENN, TICKETS TO HIS SPEECH ARE

BUT THERE'S ONE PERSON THE STUDENTS HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YET.

A PILLAR OF QUIET DIGNITY AND STRENGTH, WHO EVERYONE

THIS IS STEPHEN COLBERT'S "THE LATE SHOW'S 2016 COMMENCEMENT

STUDENTS, THE BAND, DISTINGUISHED MEMBERS OF MY

I HAVE THE HONOR OF ADDRESSING YOU TODAY, TO SHARE THOSE

PRECIOUS PEARLS OF WISDOM I HAVE STOLEN FROM THE SEA OF

AS YOU GO FORWARD INTO YOUR LIVES AND CAREERS, REMEMBER TO

IF YOU WANT A CERTAIN JOB, GO OUT THERE AND KIDNAP THE PERSON

WHOSE JOB YOU WANT AND ASSUME THEIR IDENTITY.

DON'T FORGET THAT YOU CONTROL YOUR DESTINY.

A FULL AND SATISFYING LIFE IS MADE UP OF GOOD CHOICES.

UNLESS YOU'RE 26 AND NOT MARRIED AND DON'T HAVE THE CAREER OF

THEN JUST GO WITH THE FIRST PERSON YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH

IT'S NOT GOING TO GET ANY BETTER -- AND LET'S FACE IT,

AND TAKE IT FROM ME: YOUR HEALTH IS YOUR GREATEST ASSET.

IF YOU HAVE AN OPEN FACE WOUND, DO NOT STICK YOUR HEAD IN AN

AQUARIUM BECAUSE YOU WILL GET AN INFECTION.

OF COURSE, NONE OF THIS WILL MEAN ANYTHING WITHOUT FRIENDS

NO MATTER HOW BUSY LIFE GETS, ALWAYS STAY IN TOUCH WITH THE

AND ALSO METICULOUSLY CATALOGUE THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE WRONGED

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LET YOUR SPIRIT SOAR!

DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN

YOU'LL GET LAID OFF AND HAVE TO TURN TO ADULT DANCING,

AND YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK THE POLE SELF-CONSCIOUSLY.

REMEMBER THAT IT IS IMPORTANT TO PLAN FOR THE FUTURE.

HAVE YOUR HEAD CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN WHEN YOU'RE STILL YOUNG

FOR EXAMPLE, I'M GOING TO TEAR UP MY SPEECH AND JUST SPEAK OFF

THAT REMINDS ME, ALWAYS BRING A BACKUP COPY OF YOUR SPEECH.

AND FINALLY, IF YOU EVER GET IN A JAM IN YOUR LIFE AND DON'T

KNOW HOW IT'S GOING TO END REMEMBER YOU CAN ALWAYS THROW TO

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レイトショーの2016年入学式スピーチ (The Late Show's 2016 Commencement Speech)

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