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-Come on, David.
-I'm so anxious today.
I have a date with a wholesome, beautiful girl from
the Midwest.
-Where are you gong to take a girl like that?
I mean, you only hang out at cool restaurants and the
downtown comedy venues.
-Yeah.
Big time red carpet events.
Tell me about it.
-You know, Barry Manilow's in town tonight at the Garden.
You should take her there.
Homespun people love him.
-Nah, the Low's been sold out for weeks, bro.
I should know.
I tried to blow this guy at a radio station for tix.
-Well, you know, I can just scalp tix at the arena.
I'm really good at getting deals on things.
-Really?
What can you get from scalper?
-I could probably get, like, orch tix.
-Orch tix?
-Orch tix.
-You're kidding me.
-I could get orch tix.
-If you get 'em, more power to you, girl.
-That's right, man.
-Manilow tix.
Manilow tix.
Tix to Manilow.
Tix to the Barry.
-Yo, yo, yo, my main man, me and this fine young lady need
some tix to the Manilow show in the Gar-den.
You gonna lay me on, or what?
-Are you talking in a different language.
-Here, take a look at them.
-Orchestra pit, row one.
You can feel Barry's spit hitting you.
-Oh, I can't wait to tell my friends back in Iowa that
Barry Manilow spit on me.
-You got a deal.
Well, this is our entrance.
-Wow, it's all VIP, like Pamela Anderson.
Do you know her?
-Oh, yeah, I love that guy.
[DRIPPING WATER]
[DOOR SLAMS]
God, I just wish they would install some light bulbs in
this place, you know?
I just don't know about these tickets.
FEMALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): That's because you're not at
Madison Square Garden.
You're inside a giant's butthole.
-Who was that anyway?
FEMALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): It's me, Renee Zellweger I
scalped tickets to see a Matthew Barney exhibit.
-Oh, I loved you in Miss Congeniality.
-That was Sandra Bullock, Ellie Mae.
-So if we're inside a giant's butthole, is the giant
watching the Barry Manilow concert?
-No.
He's watching Desperate Housewives on TV.
Listen.
You can hear him laugh.
-[LAUGHS]
MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): I scalped tickets to see Tom
Stoppard's Rock 'N' Roll, and ended up in a giant's rectum.
-Who are you?
MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Kofi Annan.
-Oh, I loved you in Rush Hour.
KOFI ANNAN (OFFSCREEN): That was Chris Tucker.
I'm the former UN Secretary General, you, you, you white
trash poster child.
-[LAUGHS HEARTILY]
-Wow.
Must be good Housewives episode.
GIANT (OFFSCREEN): [LAUGHS]
-Hey, it's getting crowded in here.
I'm waiting for the Tom Waits concert to start.
Yeah, you're out of luck, stranger.
You're inside a giant's poo-hole.
Who are you?
-It's me, Charlie Rose.
Well, this is a pickle I'm in.
I've got to do a show, and I'm stuck here.
-You know, you sound like someone who's from where I'm
from.
-Sorry, there, Ellie Mae, but we had books and toothpaste
where I grew up.
-Good one, Charlie Rose.
Hey, I have an idea.
We can do what Jonah did to get out of the
belly of the whale.
You Midwesterners are always drunk on moonshine, right?
-No.
-Great.
So what you're going to do is drink this big bottle of
moonshine, and then we're gonna get kicked out by the
bouncers 'cause you're gonna get so obnoxiously drunk.
-I've been sober for five years, but I will do it.
-Good.
Drink this.
-I'll do it.
-Yeah.
Drink it up.
Yeah.
-Get the hell out of here, you drunk.
You do not throw up on Charlie Rose in a nice place like
this.
-Nice place, my eye.
This place is inside of a giant's asshole.
-Well, thank you for at least saving our lives.
-Let's drink to celebrate.
-No!
I love you, Ellen.
But I can't be in a relationship with you until
you treat your illness.
It's killing everyone around us.
-(SLURRING) Does I have Ebola?
-No!
You're an alcoholic.
Let me hear you say it.
-I'm a alcoholic.
-Yes, I'm so glad you admit it.
You said it.
She said it, everybody.
-I said it!
[CHEERING]
-That's the first step.
And now we're going to lock you up for a couple months in
a treatment center in New Mexico.
-That sounds good.
-First just give me a kiss to celebrate.
-Mmm.
Ahh.
Mmm.
-Mmnh, yeah.
You're gonna be just fine.
-No.
-Have a good trip.
-No.
-One day at a time.
-OK.
-OK, baby.
-OK.
-Love you.
Hey David, you're not going to send me away too because I
like alcohol, are you?
-No, the difference is I'm not trying to sleep with you.
-Good point.
That was nice of you to buy her a ticket.
-Oh, it was really cheap.
I scalped it on the street.
-Goodbye, David.
DAVID (OFFSCREEN): Oh, no.
Not again.
[SIGH]
Yet another funny adventure in my fictionalized life.
-Nice work, Dave.
-Why don't you come inside?
I mean, you know, we can get to know each other better.
-Wait, hold on.
Come inside?
Huh?
-Whoa.
[GIGGLES]
-[CHORTLES]
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