字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -Come on, David. -I'm so anxious today. I have a date with a wholesome, beautiful girl from the Midwest. -Where are you gong to take a girl like that? I mean, you only hang out at cool restaurants and the downtown comedy venues. -Yeah. Big time red carpet events. Tell me about it. -You know, Barry Manilow's in town tonight at the Garden. You should take her there. Homespun people love him. -Nah, the Low's been sold out for weeks, bro. I should know. I tried to blow this guy at a radio station for tix. -Well, you know, I can just scalp tix at the arena. I'm really good at getting deals on things. -Really? What can you get from scalper? -I could probably get, like, orch tix. -Orch tix? -Orch tix. -You're kidding me. -I could get orch tix. -If you get 'em, more power to you, girl. -That's right, man. -Manilow tix. Manilow tix. Tix to Manilow. Tix to the Barry. -Yo, yo, yo, my main man, me and this fine young lady need some tix to the Manilow show in the Gar-den. You gonna lay me on, or what? -Are you talking in a different language. -Here, take a look at them. -Orchestra pit, row one. You can feel Barry's spit hitting you. -Oh, I can't wait to tell my friends back in Iowa that Barry Manilow spit on me. -You got a deal. Well, this is our entrance. -Wow, it's all VIP, like Pamela Anderson. Do you know her? -Oh, yeah, I love that guy. [DRIPPING WATER] [DOOR SLAMS] God, I just wish they would install some light bulbs in this place, you know? I just don't know about these tickets. FEMALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): That's because you're not at Madison Square Garden. You're inside a giant's butthole. -Who was that anyway? FEMALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): It's me, Renee Zellweger I scalped tickets to see a Matthew Barney exhibit. -Oh, I loved you in Miss Congeniality. -That was Sandra Bullock, Ellie Mae. -So if we're inside a giant's butthole, is the giant watching the Barry Manilow concert? -No. He's watching Desperate Housewives on TV. Listen. You can hear him laugh. -[LAUGHS] MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): I scalped tickets to see Tom Stoppard's Rock 'N' Roll, and ended up in a giant's rectum. -Who are you? MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Kofi Annan. -Oh, I loved you in Rush Hour. KOFI ANNAN (OFFSCREEN): That was Chris Tucker. I'm the former UN Secretary General, you, you, you white trash poster child. -[LAUGHS HEARTILY] -Wow. Must be good Housewives episode. GIANT (OFFSCREEN): [LAUGHS] -Hey, it's getting crowded in here. I'm waiting for the Tom Waits concert to start. Yeah, you're out of luck, stranger. You're inside a giant's poo-hole. Who are you? -It's me, Charlie Rose. Well, this is a pickle I'm in. I've got to do a show, and I'm stuck here. -You know, you sound like someone who's from where I'm from. -Sorry, there, Ellie Mae, but we had books and toothpaste where I grew up. -Good one, Charlie Rose. Hey, I have an idea. We can do what Jonah did to get out of the belly of the whale. You Midwesterners are always drunk on moonshine, right? -No. -Great. So what you're going to do is drink this big bottle of moonshine, and then we're gonna get kicked out by the bouncers 'cause you're gonna get so obnoxiously drunk. -I've been sober for five years, but I will do it. -Good. Drink this. -I'll do it. -Yeah. Drink it up. Yeah. -Get the hell out of here, you drunk. You do not throw up on Charlie Rose in a nice place like this. -Nice place, my eye. This place is inside of a giant's asshole. -Well, thank you for at least saving our lives. -Let's drink to celebrate. -No! I love you, Ellen. But I can't be in a relationship with you until you treat your illness. It's killing everyone around us. -(SLURRING) Does I have Ebola? -No! You're an alcoholic. Let me hear you say it. -I'm a alcoholic. -Yes, I'm so glad you admit it. You said it. She said it, everybody. -I said it! [CHEERING] -That's the first step. And now we're going to lock you up for a couple months in a treatment center in New Mexico. -That sounds good. -First just give me a kiss to celebrate. -Mmm. Ahh. Mmm. -Mmnh, yeah. You're gonna be just fine. -No. -Have a good trip. -No. -One day at a time. -OK. -OK, baby. -OK. -Love you. Hey David, you're not going to send me away too because I like alcohol, are you? -No, the difference is I'm not trying to sleep with you. -Good point. That was nice of you to buy her a ticket. -Oh, it was really cheap. I scalped it on the street. -Goodbye, David. DAVID (OFFSCREEN): Oh, no. Not again. [SIGH] Yet another funny adventure in my fictionalized life. -Nice work, Dave. -Why don't you come inside? I mean, you know, we can get to know each other better. -Wait, hold on. Come inside? Huh? -Whoa. [GIGGLES] -[CHORTLES]
B1 中級 ワイニーデイズ 第17話「ジョナとマニロー」REMASTERED! (Wainy Days Episode 17: Jonah and the Manilow - REMASTERED!) 79 2 紅謹 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日 シェア シェア 保存 報告 動画の中の単語