HOST OF THE "THE DAILY SHOW," AND I HAVE BEEN HEARING A LOT

ABOUT THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS.

APPARENTLY, SOME PEOPLE FEEL CHRISTMAS IS UNDER ATTACK AND

THAT IT'S NOT BEING TREATED WITH THE RESPECT IT DESERVES.

NOW, I ASTRONAUT IT WASN'T SUCH A BIG DEAL.

BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I SAW THIS.

>> A HOME OWNER IN SOUTHERN OHIO IS FIGHTING CITY HALL OVER HIS

SO-CALLED NATIVITY SCENE.

JASON DIXON SAYS HIS ZOMBIE NATIVITY RUBS PEOPLE THE WRONG

WAY BECAUSE THE BABY JESUS AND EVERYONE ELSE ARE ZOMBIES.

>> NEIGHBORS ARE PRETTY OFFENDED AND FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW

THE MAN IS TOLD, TAKE IT DOWN.

>> Trevor: REALLY?

JESUS AS A ZOMBIE?

I MEAN, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY THE INN KEEPER SAID THERE WAS NO

ROOM.

BUT, I MEAN, THIS IS GETTING TOO FAR.

AND NOW THE OWNER IS GETTING INTO TROUBLE FOR WHAT HE'S DONE.

FOR MORE, JOINED BY JESSICA WILLIAMS WITH A SENSE FOR

CHRISTMAS EQUALITY.

JORDAN KLEPPER FROM FREE SANTA.org AND FROM THE

CHRISTMAS DIVISION OF BLACK LIVES MATTER ROY WOOD JUNIOR,

EVERYBODY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

JESSICA, I'LL START WITH YOU --

>> THANK YOU, TREVOR.

THERE IS NO WAR ON CHRISTMAS.

IT'S A BIGGER ISSUE HERE.

IT'S ZOMBIE RIGHTS.

THE CITY WASN'T UPSET BECAUSE SOME GUY HAD A NATIVITY SCENE

ON HIS LAWN.

IT WAS WHO HE INCLUDED IN IT.

LET'S NOT PRETEND THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH

ZOMBIES.

SURE, THEY'RE REPRESENTED ON TV BUT THERE IS STILL A LOT OF HATE

AND FEAR.

>> Trevor: VERY INTERESTING.

JORDAN, YOUR THOUGHTS?

>> THE REAL PROBLEM HERE, POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.

ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S OFFENSIVEO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S ON MY HOLIDAY CARD THIS YEAR?

NO SANTA, NO RED AND GREEN, JUST A SNOWFLAKE AND BLACK AND

WHITE --

>> PLEASE, PLEASE, YOU WHITE?

>> Trevor: ROY? YOU WANNA SAY SOMETHING?

>> OH PLEASE.

THE REAL THING RUINING CHRISTMAS IS THE CHICAGO POLICE!

THEY'RE RELEASING A POLICE BRUTALITY VIDEO EVERY DAY.

I'M GOING TO WAIT FOR THE SEASON TO COME OUT ON D.V.D. AND BINGE

IT.

EVERY WEEK IS SOMETHING NEW.

IT'S LIKE THE SADDEST ADVENT CALENDAR EVER.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT CHOCOLATE IN THOSE, NOT POLICE SHOOTING AT

CHOCOLATE: BLACK LIVES MATTER, TREVOR!

>> Trevor: I THINK YOU'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC.

YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT.

JESS, YOU'RE BLACK.

>> THAT'S TRUE.

>> Trevor: IS IT A BLACK LIVES MATTER ISSUE?

>> NO, IT'S A DEAD LIVES MATTER ISSUE.

WE'RE FREAKING OUT BECAUSE THEY'RE MAKING SWEET BABY JESUS

A ZOMBIE.

BUT I'M LIKE, HELLO! HE CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!

IT'S 2015, PEOPLE. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SENSITIVITY HERE!

MY BEST FRIEND'S A ZOMBIE AND AND WHEN WE GO OUT TOGETHER, YOU

KNOW THE LOOKS WE GET?

>> Trevor: I APOLOGIZE, I THOUGHT HE WAS A HIPSTER.

>> NO, DON'T APOLOGIZE!

WE CAN'T LET POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUIN OUR LIVES!

EVERY TIME I HAVE TO SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS, MY CHRISTMAS BONER

GETS SOFTER!

>> YOU KNOW WHO THEY HIRED TO PLAY SANTA CLAUS AT THE MALL?

A LADY.... A BLACK LADY!

>> A BLACK LADY SANTA CLAUS?

>> YES!

>> I GUESS PEOPLE LIKE ME SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO GO TO

SANTACON, THEN?

>> NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.

>> PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DRESS UP HOW FAR THEY WANT.

>>Trevor: JESSICA, WELL WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH PEOPLE WEARING

ZOMBIE COSTUMES FOR HALLOWEEN?

>> ZOMBIE FACE?

HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT, TREVOR?

IT'S ONE THING TO DRESS UP AS SANTA, HE HAS POWER, BUT ZOMBIES

DON'T.

THIS MINORITY LITERALLY HAD TO RISE UP FROM THE DEAD!

>> RISE UP?

>> YES!

>> RISE UP?

I TELL YOU WHO SHOULD RISE UP, THE PEOPLE OF CHICAGO!

THEY NEED ANSWERS!

>> I THINK THEY'VE DONE ENOUGH.

THOSE PROTESTS ARE SCARY, OKAY?

>> SCARY?

>> THERE AS ARE SO MANY BLACK PEOPLE TOGETHER!

>> WHAT!

I'LL TELL YOU WHO'S SCARY, THE AYOR OF CHICAGO, RAHM EMANUEL!

HE'S GOT THAT WEIRD HALF FINGER, MAN.

I DON'T TRUST A MAN WHO CAN'T PLAY MADDEN OR SHUFFLE CARDS.

HOW CAN YOU SAY BLACK LIVES MATTER WHEN YOU DON'T THINK YOUR

OWN FINGER MATTERS?

HE CAN ONLY COUNT TO NINE AND A HALF, TREVOR!

>> I BET HE GETS TO PARK IN THE HANDICAPPED SPACE, TOO!

>> REALLY, JORDAN?

(ARGUING)

>> Trevor: ROY, TURN AROUND.

WE CAN'T SEE YOU.

WE -- NO.

(ARGUING LOUDLY)

>> Trevor: I'M GOING TO NEED YOU GUYS TO CALM DOWN.

JORDAN!

JORDAN, JESS, ROY, WE'VE GOT TO GO.

ANY FINAL THOUGHTS?

JORDAN, WE'LL START WITH YOU.

>> HE GETS TO GO FIRST.

>> IS THAT OFFENSIVE?

>> Trevor: JESSICA, JORDAN, ROY, EVERYONE.