(man laughs)

- That turned so fast. - No! God, no!

(man sighs) - Snails!

- Nice

- Escargot is an appetizer

of land snails traditionally prepared in garlic butter.

- Look at this little turd of thing.

- Ew!

- This is like a classic thing you thought was gross

when you were a kid. - I know.

(woman screams loudly)

- I haven't had this since I was a baby.

- I've never had escargot.

- We get it. You grew up with money.

- This some white folk who do the fancy stuff out here.

- Yea.

- No, I'm classless.

- This is the first time I've ever had this.

- It's like buttery and salty just like popcorn.

- It's chewy. It's garlic-y.

- It's like an aphrodisiac.

We might be having sex after this.

- Put that whole thing in your mouth.

It's delicious. - No!

- I feel like I'm chewing meat and bubblegum.

- I like it. I really like it.

- You know you like it.

You know you feel fancy as hell.

- Are you sad?

- Kinda.

- Why am I so grossed out by snails?

It's like, I eat clams and mussels

which are basically the snails of the sea.

- We like, evicted it.

- They taste delicious though,

but the texture grossed me out.

- Evicted it right into our mouths.

- Black pudding is a type of blood sausage made

of congealed pork blood and oatmeal filler.

- Ooh. Ooh.

- Cookies!

- It's like you put your hamburgers

in the dryer and forgot about it

and it shrunk too small.

- I think it's blood sausage.

- There's blood in it?

- What?

- I know what that means. (laughs)

- I hope it's not like a blood diamond.

- Period sex.

- Oh. Really?

- No no no no. No.

- Think About it. It's like a scab.

These are basically just giant pig scabs.

- You're not making it better.

- I'm grossed out in theory,

but every time I eat it it's so good.

- Blood is delicious.

- Oh I need to eat the blood of the pig.

I'm a vampire.

- Europe is like mostly vampires, right?

- Black pudding, ooh it's like the darkest of chocolates.

Who puts pig's blood in oatmeal?

- This version of haggis is served

in a puff pastry, but it's historically encased

in the stomach of a sheep.

This inside is a savory pudding

with ingredients including the sheep's heart,

lungs, and liver.

- That looks good as hell.

- Is this shepherd's pie?

- I'm gonna guess just upon smell that it's beef.

- Smells weird.

- The meat on the inside is,

what the (bleep) is it?

- Try it. It's really great.

- Oh it tastes like, it's like four days old.

- It tastes regurgitated to me.

- Oh. Ugh.

- It's sheep's pluck.

what the (bleep) is sheep's pluck?

- Oh!

- Poor little sheep.

- I'm like tastes good, and you're like

it's a sheep's heart and I'm like nevermind.

- It doesn't taste good.

- It does taste like liver and I can't stand liver.

- I actually kind of feel powerful,

like I'm eating the heart of another animal.

- It's served inside the boiled sheep's stomach?

- So what, like you just don't give no (bleep) about sheep?

- It'd be like if I took out all your insides

and then grounded up, and then served it on a you platter.

- I've never thrown out anything in my life. (laughs)

- Poor Scotland. What the (bleep)?

- Haggis is hazardous.

- Lutefisk is a gelatinous dried codfish

that has been treated with lye.

Lye is a caustic industrial chemical that,

aside from curing food, is commonly used

in drain de-cloggers, oven cleaners, soap,

and for decomposing flesh.

- What?

- It's like jello-y.

- It's like soap.

- It's fish.

- Like if I didn't take a shower for three weeks,

this would be the same thing.

- This smells like a straight whale vagina.

- So mushy and blobby.

- Ugh.

- I thought I was cultured, but this shit's nasty.

- I almost threw up.

- Why?

- Ew.

I hate how it feels in my mouth.

- What is this?

- That is fish cured with lye.

- What's lye?

- What?

- Isn't lye very toxic?

- That's what you (bleep) put in a perm!

- Oh girl, let me put this in your hair. (laughs)

- Lord knows I need it, no get it, get it, get it.

- You have the best medical system

in the world, and you eat this?

- Yea.

- That's some (bleep).

- This is the weirdest texture that's ever been inside my mouth.

- I think the texture is disgusting,

- Alright have some more of that.

- But the flavor is fine.

- Go on. Eat what you wanna eat.

If you serve this to me and I'm

at your house I will eat it, I will have seconds.

Even this (bleep).

- I once ran a snail over with my car

when I was 16.

- You ran over a (bleep) snail on purpose?

- I was a really angsty teen and I wanted

to know what death felt like.

Under my tires. Don't judge.

Don't judge.

Everyone's done it.