I know what just happened. I went to the bathroom.

Thank you for the hologram leopard by the way - an unexpected pleasure

and my bedroom was completely missing.

Just tell me where you put it.

Hang on, I know what the problem is.

Is this the first time he's brought a girl home?

Are you laughing?

You are, aren't you.

What's so funny?

Blimey.

That's some...

That's quite a selection.

Dear God, that woman is made of legs, that's the most legs on any living human!

Okay, not the first then.

This is the Doctor we're talking about.

He's in a codependent relationship with a screwdriver.

I mean if he had to choose between an enormous, complicated machine he could fix with a tool kit and a girl, who would he go with?

Yeah, you're right.

Both of them, using the same tool kit. So, what do we do?

I give in.

I'm going to go find my damn bedroom. Do your worst, can't wait to see your next trick.

Who the hell are you?

You, from tomorrow night.

Okay, where have you put it? Where's my bedroom?

This isn't funny, I'm exhausted, where is it?

You think you've got problems? We've got to share a bed.

Oh dear God