Elliot's signed up to a lot of dating websites

Tinder, Match.com, Badoo, you name it, he's on it.

Recently Elliot's been speaking to a girl called Georgina

-Hiiiiii

Georgina's actually me and Jordan dressed up in a girl's costume

I thought I'd put Elliot on a catfish date

Tomorrow, five o'clock at the local pub

Sorry Bro

*lip smack*

So I've just arrived at the pub with Georgina

-Hiiiiiiii

This is Elliot's date for tonight *laugh*

*music in the pub*

*low voice* Elliot's already in the restaurant

He's actually really early

Georgina's ready

I'm gonna stand in the toilets and film

*lip smack*

-Hello I'm Georgina

--Are you confused or something?

-No, what do you mean?

--You're not who you look like in the photos

-Of course I am, I'm Georgina!

--I think you're mixed up with someone else

-Excuse me you're not Elliot?

I'm your date silly

*music in the pub*

*very very low voice* Elliot's face

*music in the pub*

--Just give me 2 minutes I'm sorry I'm going to the toilet, ok

-Where are you going?

--To the toilet

Where's he gone?

-I don't know I don't know he just... disappeared!

Get to the car quickly I bet he's going to leg it now

*laugh*

I can't believe he's running!

He's actually *laugh* he's actually...

Jordan, Jordan what happened?

*laugh* Jordan

*laugh* What happened Jordan?

What happened?

What did he say?

-He just left

What did he say he's going?

-He said he

Great great great wooo he's here he's here he's here

Down down down down down down

Elliot what are you doing?

--Running away from my date

Why? What's wrong?

--It had a beard

What?

--My date had a beard!

*laugh*

--What are you doing here anyway?

Just picking up a friend Elliot

--A friend?

Georgina

--Which friend? Where's your friend?

Georgina in the back

-Hiiiiiiiiii

--BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

-Hey Elliot.... hi Elliot

Elliot calm down! Jee..

*laugh*