字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - What's up guys, sorry to dissapoint you, but today I promis you we will not be making any penis jokes, what so ever. Allright so this first video, it's huge you have problably allready seen it, it's got six and a half million views in three days and these these guys are I guess they're like racing bikes through the Safari: (Buck You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2oymHHyV1M) - What the hell did he just got hit by like a buck? Man, where's Chris Tucker when you need him? - (Chris Tucker Impression) Man you got knocked the Buck out. - Man this video is problably revenge for all the time that guy spent playing "Buck Hunter" And why are you riding your bike out in the Safari anyway? I mean why aren't these guys riding the same place everyone else does? Slowly and in front of my car. And I love that they tryed making like a PSA out of this video, look at this. "This is why you wear a helmet" Really? You know just in case a huge f**king analope comes out of nowhere and want's to play "Smire The Queer" Can i help you? Now the girl in this next video is got some uh.. Some talent: (NAAAOOOOOOWWW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRa0kg73-_o) - No penis jokes, no penis jokes, no penis jokes. No penis jokes. I mean is this girl living over at the "Deep Throat Ranch"? I mean i haven't seen a deep throat like that since i went to prison. I really miss prison, seriously the last time I was that far inside a women, I was being borned. Now when I shared this video with you guys on Twitter and this dude "JøHn" said: - (Bad Impression) That's great and all but what does that have to do with you making me dinner? - That's awesome, your right JøHn, women are liberated now we need to keep them focused on doing respectable things. So ladies & gentleman of the internet, I incourage you to go forth. And get frisky with your fruit. Make videos of yourself like Deep Throating bananas. Humping grapes or whatever. Elle Paige, talking to you. Hintitty, hint, hint hope you gettin the message. Geese Brandon, Eww. So my friends ported me this video, and they said they where ligitimitly upset by it. Which means I would love to show it to you guys. It's Japanese, so you know it's gonna be good. I guess this dude is making some kind of fan made Britney Spears music video?: (NO NO NO NO NO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=pw42uhVUY0M) - Allright, allright it was a little weird, but that's not so bad. (NO NO NO NO NO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=pw42uhVUY0M) - Oooh what the f**k was that? Uhhhh I'm not sure it it's appropiate to get an erection from that, but I have one. seriously Lady Gaga would see this and go: God danm dude you make some f**ked up videos. I wish we could show the part where his balls are hangin out. You know as a carnevour I find this very offensive. You see that? That is ham. Ham that's f**king ham! Ham should never be bedazzle. Is that you Doctor Soijberg? Ahh that is the second time we've said the word "queers" in this video. Now the gay community is gonna be all over my ass. Litterally all over my ass. I really miss prison. You know what's weird? Is that i thought you guys were i bunch of f**ked up fans, but like if I were Britney Spears I'd be scared s**tless. And to the guy who made this video, I just have one thing to say to you: "Leave Britney Alone!" No seriously leave her alone, like she's taken enough flack in her life without some ham wearing ball-sacking impersonating her videos. Seriously, like no wonder she went crazy and shaved her head, look at you, this is weird. Seriously guys, I feel like i should go to church right now and like bathe in holy water and wash the f**king thought of that video of me. Maybe I should just watch something a little less digusting, like.. Human Senapi, or maybe this video: Ahh yaeh, that's much better. Speaking of weird music videos, guys go check out the new YourFavortiteMatian video, it's awesome it's our favorite one so far. It's.. A store that sells asses. I know it's just as amazing and awesome as it sounds, so thanks for your support, go check it out. And, what else do we do? Comic question of the day, comes from a user named *bam*. (demonatemu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uXNgIIy0cc) - Oh.. A Japanese person making a weird video imagine that. So "What makes you despair?" Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section (deep voice) below! Or on Facebook, Twitter or Google plus (+). But thanks for watching today's episode of Equals Three. (=3). I'm Ray William Johnson, and i approve this message. So tell me guys: "What's In Your Backpack?" [Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV] - No penis jokes. Deep Throat time everybody! - S**t! - This one's more my size. - I'm not used to putting it in myself so.. - There's only 5 of us, we need more. - (all) Oh my God!! [all yelling exited]
B1 中級 新型コロナウイルス 新型肺炎 COVID-19 レイ・ウィリアム・ジョンソンDEEP BANANA (字幕付き) (Ray William Johnson: DEEP BANANA (w/ Subtitles)) 262 8 Zenn に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日 シェア シェア 保存 報告 動画の中の単語