Cyprien, you're in danger of death, you have 2 choices to stay alive.

The first choice, I send you back in time with this remote,

No no no, not that!

The second choice, I make you listen to a little song that I wrote, it's super cool.

No no no, I'll take the first choice.

Too bad for you, it was a great song.

Teleportation...

It's been several years since I finished school.

However, I can't forget all of the little things that I hated in school,

they're little things but they all annoyed the hell out of me...

The pencil lead that stays in the pencil sharpener...

When I smudge a line that I drew with my ruler...

Trying to use a glue stick and there's no glue left...

So I have to try and use the little plastic thing to get any glue out...

So when you do that often, that means buy a new glue stick.

Crumbling my paper when erasing...

Putting my hand under the table and touching a piece of gum...

Ew!

My neighbor who does everything to avoid being copied...

Entering the wrong room...

Sorry for the... bye!

Chewing on someone else's pen...

You're chewing on my pen dude...

Oh pouahh...

Emptying my pencil sharpener in my bag...

Stabbing myself with the compass point when I put my hand in my bag...

Oh fuck!

(The compass) AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

When the teacher erases the board but leaves a bit...

At that moment I really get the urge to take the eraser

and scrub that damn board so that it's totally clean,

it's not that hard to do but I don't do it, otherwise

people will think I'm crazy and I'll be humiliated for the rest of my school life.

Looking at my watch twice in the same minute...

Dammit!

Getting pen ink on my fingers while putting on the cap...

So I try to get it off with an eraser but my fingers stink afterwards.

When the teacher wants to call on someone.

So who's gonna do this problem?

Here, the technique is to avoid all eye contact with the teacher.

Cyprien!

Fuck...

But what annoys me the most in school, is when the teacher is absent...

So it's been 15 minutes... should we leave?

(Everyone) Yeah, yeah...

Sorry for being late, get out your books and turn to page 43.

Shit!

But not everything sucks in school.

There are even some small moments of joy,

it's not very often but I love it.

(substitute) the teacher is absent.

YES!

(substitute) We're going to watch a movie today.

YES!

(substitute) There's a protest going on.

YES!

(substitute) What exactly are we protesting?

Who cares!

My worst enemy at school, I remember like it was yesterday... *BOREDOM*

When I was getting bored in class, I could do whatever I wanted,

but no matter what, nothing was more interesting than the class in progress...

The non-exhaustive list of what I would do when I was bored in class:

Making squares in graph paper.

Putting my finger in between the binder rings to see if it hurt.

And I can say that it hurt a little but not much.

Now I know.

The girls would write SOLEIL (sun) with their calculators.

The guys would write ELLE BAISE (she fucks) with their calculators.

Taking out shards of paper from spiral notebooks.

In the category of drawing:

The rabbit behind the wall,

The "S"with the weird shape,

The flowers with the compass

and filling in the squares on graph paper.

Collecting the beads inside ink cartridges...

I admit, there was no point to that.

But if ever needed some, I would've had them...

Building a blowpipe with an eraser.

Making holes in an eraser.

I made plenty of those, I don't know why.

Bouncing my pen.

That was pointless, but I did it anyway.

Playing with the cap of my pen until it was bent...

Listening to music with a headphone in my sleeve...

That was smart.

Building a missile with an empty pen, paper and glue...

Straight into the ceiling.

Of course when I was bored, I talked to my neighbor,

but be careful, you can't get caught by the teacher, and

as a result I developed some super skills.

I was the best at "red light, green light".

Very interesting, please continue sir.

Don't get me wrong though, I worked hard at school.

A bit...

A tiny little bit...

A teeny tiny little bit...

And you, what do you think of school?

Leave a comment, make yourself at home!

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