Woof Woof Woof [Repeat]

Meow Meow Meow {Repeat}

I'm gonna pet some cats

And I got snasages in my pocket

Lookin' for Llama

Or maybe an iguana

This is a nice possum

Walk into the store like what up I need a peacock

Say "Yo Adrian" to the cashier at the pet shop

Up in the front there's a newborn husky

The people like damn that's a cute ass puppy

The managers annoyed with me accuses me of loitering

Sir you have to buy something I just won the lottery

Now I will fulfill my dream Of a snake shopping spree

But can I get a guarantee That they won't strangle me

Hiiiiiiiiissssssssss

Shit. I'll just keep them in the bathroom.

I'll take a basket 10 cats and a casket for dead rats And a case of wee wee pads

Cus I hate pickin' up scat A Ceasar Milan back pack

For my Rodigian Ridgeback Where can I buy some diet mice

So my snakes don't get too fat

Imma take your Basset Hound Ima take your Chow Chows

For real I'll emincipate these furry bitches now ! I'll take some nasty ass salmon treats for my 10 kittens

And since it's winter lemme git 40 small mittens

They had a neutered beagle I bought a neutered beagle

He's got an empty sack But he keeps on humpin' people

My room was a pigsty now it's a zoo I can't walk through without steppin on some shitzu

I just bought blind dog who might be deaf too The puppyheads will be like

Awwwww, is he a rescue?

Yeah

Well he's hella cute

Hella so are you. So, do you live around here?

Pet store. Pettin' cats

Get outta here, kid.

I'm gonna hoard some cats Got about 25 in my apartment

Just like an awful Depressing commercial

With Sarah McLaughlin

This dog is old as shit He's got a plastic hip

I taught him three new tricks Stay right there, play dead, and sit

I'm Dr. Doolittle My place is full of bull

This shark is really cool Can I store him in your pool?

I better sell some pets They don't pay rent for this apartment

They just sit around Lookin' for a hand out

For this I blame Obama

Is that your grandma's dog?

Who's kid is this?