Chris Mcgonna, to a rally to collect signatures for a petition

she is gonna ask people

to sign a petition banning Dihodrogene Monoxide

That's Di (2), Hidrogene, Monoxide, (H2O), water

that's right, water

and she is not going out even to stretcht the truth

not at all

She is just gonna talk about what water is

and what it does

with vocabulary intolerant of environmental hysteria

Hi, this is a petition for dihodrogen monoxide

what it is, it is a chemical that is found

now in reservoirs, and in lakes, pesticides

different kinds of companies are using it

styrofoam companies, nuclear companies

and now when they use it in pesticides,

when we are washing our food with things like that

it is not coming out

it, of course, means that it ends in our grocery stores,

in our babies' food, stuff like that

causes excesive sweating, affects urination,

anything that helps the environment

These people signed

we don't know if they thought, but they signed

here we are

can I get you guys to sign a petition?

what for?

banning Dihodrogene Monoxide

would you sign?

here you are

thank you, very much

and our petition woman was given signatures left and right

OK, mostly left

because, man, there are lots of people against that evil WATER

It's everywhere, we really need to ban it

these passionate, informed people, didn't even need to ask

what dihodrogene Monoxide is

they didn't even ask

is passion suppossed to replace common sense?

we understand the desire to join up and do something important

it's sexy, to save the world

but you gotto spend a couple of minutes to find out

if you are really saving the world

and not just being herded around

by some politically motivates assholes

who may not really care that much about the environment

but see this as some chance to raise money for whatever

they think is a good idea

no end never justifies the means, of lying

man, there are a lot of people who signed the petition

and we aren't talking about a handful of dopes

we are talking hundreds

it causes a lot of urination, vomiting

OK

even the head-organizer of this rally signed the petition, eagerly

thank you very much

hi, this is a

and our petition was still getting signatures

companies, the pesticides companies, styrofoam companies, nuclear companies

all of these people use it

finally, we let her tip him

are you concerned about water?

I am, yeah

is water something that should be banned?

what sort of water, actually?

water

should be banned?

yes

No, I don't think so,

I think we need to drink water and

I don't know what you mean by it, that water should be banned

this petition is to ban water

Dihodregene monoxide is water

H2O

no, no, no

yeah, yeah, yeah

OK, yeah

we set these folks up

but it does show that maybe they aren't so much enviromentalists

as they are joiners, of anything