I am kim jeong-un and I'm not here to amuse ya

No, not kim jeong-il sorry for the confusion

Everybody thinks South Korea makes the best K-pop

You know who does a better job? Do you?

I'll give you a guess

It's a country whose number one export is nuclear tests

The national pastime of the people is to be oppressed

Did you guess North Korea congrats cuz you are the best. You passed the test

And I'm the leader. The Great successor

Who'd have known? Me! I should have known. Yay!

I'd run for office, but who'd oppose me?

Any of You? Nay! How bout you? Nay!

Because just like Thor God of Thunder my father chose me

K-Pop Kim Jong Style!

Kim Jong Style. Walk. Walking Kim Jong Style

Let's chill for a while

Back to work! Hey check out our Navy

Fire. Shoot fire. Wiping out hostiles

And nobody's lazy. Work. Sleep. Then work. Torture.

I think you thought the Kim Jong age was almost done

But just like Friends or Seinfeld it is only a rerun

Cuz I'm just like my father and his father Kim Il Sung

'cept they call me Kim Jong Fun, number one

I got awesome hair. My daddy willed it to me because I'm his awesome heir

You should come to North Korea because we have awesome air

It's the only thing we have to eat because the food is scarce. Check in on Foursquare

I'm like the Beatles. I make the people

Cry and scream (yay). See what I mean? (whew)

I go swimmin. I pick up women

Take off your clothes (okay). Suck on my toes (Who, me?)

I am Kim Jong Un and I will never be depose-pose

Dancing Single File. Make sure and smile

Throw them on the pile. Without trial. Kim Jong Style.