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  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) TELL YOU WHAT, THIS TRAFFIC,

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY.

  • I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE IT.

  • >> IT'S FINE.

  • YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE JDZ REALLY?

  • >> I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN A VAN, IN THE BLACK.

  • >> James: NO DOUBT.

  • DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.

  • >> PLEASE.

  • >> James: IS THAT OKAY?

  • >> THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING TO DO.

  • >> James: LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT.

  • DON'T THINK I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU SEE.

  • SNEETSTOP EXPLAINING.

  • DON'T TELL ME CUZ IT HURTS.

  • NO, NO.

  • DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU THINKING.

  • AND I DON'T NEED YOUR REASONS.

  • ♪ I KNOW YOU'RE GOOD.

  • ♪ I KNOW YOU'RE GOOD.

  • ♪ I KNOW YOU'RE REAL GOOD.

  • SNOATDLa, La, La, La.

  • NO, NO.

  • >> James: I KNEEL LIKE YOU ARE-- ARE YOU JUST NOT AGING.

  • I FEEL LIKE ARE YOU GETTING YOUNGER.

  • >> REALLY?

  • >> James: YES.

  • ARE YOU JUST AGELESS.

  • MY WIFE IS GOING I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE DOES, WHAT IS HER

  • REGIME.

  • I FEEL LIKE I HAVE AGED IN THE PAST YEAR ABOUT TEN YEARS.

  • >> WHAT HAPPENED WAS MY LIFE BLEW UP.

  • AFTER THAT I STARTED-- I KIND OF STARTED FALLING IN LOVE.

  • AND THEN A WROTE A WHOLE RECORD ABOUT THAT.

  • SO THIS IS ALMOST LIKE THAT'S WHAT THE FACE LIFT IS, I THINK.

  • >> James: THAT'S WHY YOU ARE LOOKING-- IT HAS TAKEN TEN

  • YEARS.

  • >> I AM WRITING MUSIC ABOUT HAPPINESS.

  • >> James: THAT IS WHAT I SHOULD TELL MY WIFE.

  • IF I MEET A COUNTRY MUSIC SINGER WHO HAPPENS TO BE AN ABSOLUTE

  • HUNK, WILL YOU JUST GO BACK IN TIME.

  • >> WHOO, HOO.

  • WHOOO HOO.

  • WHOOHOO.

  • SNVMENT IF I COULD ESCAPE.

  • ♪ I WOULD BUT FIRST OF ALL LET ME SAY.

  • ♪ I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR ACTING, STINKING, TREATING YOU THIS WAY.

  • ♪ I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SOUR MILK THAT HE FELL ON THE FLOOR.

  • ♪.

  • >> I AM OKAY WHAT ARE YOU SAYING.

  • >> I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SOUR MILK THAT FELL ON THE FLOOR,

  • IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU DIDN'T SHUT THE REFRIGERATOR, MAYBE THAT'S

  • THE REASON I'VE BEEN ACTING SO COLD.

  • >> James: HANG ON.

  • >> CAUSE I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SOUR MILK FELL ON THE FLOOR.

  • IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU DIDN'T SHUT THE REFRIGERATOR.

  • MAYBE THAT'S THE REASON I'VE BEEN ACTING SO COLD.

  • >> James: OKAY.

  • BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SOUR MILK THAT FELL ON THE

  • FLOOR, IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU DIDN'T SHUT THE REFRIGERATOR,

  • MAYBE THAT'S THE REASON I'VE BEEN ACTING SO COLD.

  • IF I COULD ESCAPE.

  • AND RE-CREATE THE PLACE AS MY OWN WORLD.

  • AND I COULD BE YOUR FAVORITE GIRL.

  • FOREVER, PERFECTLY TOGETHER.

  • TELL ME BOY, WOULDN'T THAT BE SWEET?

  • >> James: I HEARD YOU LOVE USING EMOJIS S THAT TRUE?

  • >> YEAH, I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE SO, THEY'RE RIGHT UP MY

  • ALLEY.

  • >> James: OKAY, I AM GOING TO CALL OUT SOME EMOJIS.

  • >> OKAY, LET'S SEE.

  • >> James: OKAY.

  • CLAPPING HANDS.

  • RED LADY-- REALLY ANGRY FACE.

  • (LAUGHTER) SIDE WAYS KISS.

  • EGGPLANT.

  • >> WHAT DOES EGGPLANT MEAN.

  • >> James: IT'S THE [BLEEP], NO?

  • >> THAT'S WHAT MY-- SAID, SHE'S ENGLISH SO YOU GUYS.

  • >> James: THE EGGPLANT IS.

  • >> IS THE PENIS.

  • >> James: THE PRIZE, AS I CALL IT.

  • THE PRIZE.

  • >> ARE WE A CALL-- ALLOWED TO CALL IT-- YOU KNOW THE NAME OF

  • MY RECORD?

  • >> James: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

  • >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE NAME OF MY RECORD?

  • >> James: NO.

  • >> THIS IS WHAT THE TRUTH FEELS LIKE.

  • I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME.

  • SINCE I HATED YOU ♪ ♪ I USED TO LOVE YOU.

  • SNOALT I DON'T KNOW WHY I CRY.

  • BUT I THINK BECAUSE I REMEMBER FOR THE FIRST TIME.

  • SINCE I HATED YOU.

  • THAT I USED TO LOVE YOU.

  • OH, OH, OH, I USED TO LOVE YOU.

  • OH, OH, OH.

  • ♪ I USED TO LOVE YOU.

  • ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY I CRY.

  • ♪ I DON'T, I DON'T, I DON'T.

  • ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY I CRY.

  • ♪ I USED TO LOVE YOU.

  • ♪ I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T, I DON'T.

  • ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY I CRY.

  • ♪ I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T, I DON'T.

  • SNOATD ♪ I USED TO LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ I DON'T I DON'T I DON'T.

  • THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT.

  • NAH, NAH, NAH.

  • >> IF I WAS A RIMP GIRL.

  • ♪ I HAD HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD.

  • IF I WAS A WEALTHY GIRL.

  • AH ALL THE RICHES BABY.

  • WON'T MEAN ANYTHING.

  • ALL THE RICHES BABY.

  • WON'T BRING WHAT YOUR LOVE CAN BRING.

  • IF I WAS A RICH GIRL.

  • ♪ I WOULD HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD.

  • IF I WAS A WEALTHY GIRL.

  • HANG ON A MINUTE, WHAT IS THIS, WHAT IS THE HOV.

  • >> ISN'T THAT THAT THING WHERE YOU HAVE TO HAVE FOUR PEOPLE.

  • >> James: WHAT?

  • >> I KNOW, IT'S CRAZY.

  • >> James: YOU HAVE TO HAVE FOUR PEOPLE IN THE CAR TO USE

  • THE CARPOOL LANE.

  • I'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK.

  • IF I'M LATE TODAY THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME.

  • WHAT SHALL I.

  • >> JUST GET SOMEBODY HERE.

  • >> James: RIGHT, LET ME PULL IN.

  • WHO WOULD BE AROUND.

  • I KNOW.

  • THIS GUY, HE'S GOT NOTHING TO DO.

  • HE'S ALWAYS AROUND.

  • HEY, MATE, IT'S ME, HOW ARE YOU?

  • NO, I'M GOOD.

  • LISTEN, I'M IN THE CAR WITH GWEN STEFANI.

  • I'M ON MY WAY TO WORK.

  • AND WE'VE JUST HIT THE, YOU KNOW THIS HOV FOUR LANE THING WHERE

  • YOU NEED FOUR PEOPLE IN THE CAR.

  • ARE YOU SURE?

  • OH, YOU ARE A SWEETHEART.

  • CHEERS MATE.

  • SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.

  • ALL RIGHT, BYE.

  • >> HE'S COMING?

  • >> James: YEAH.

  • >> ALL RIGHT, COOL.

  • >> James: THESE LANES JUST CHANGE THEIR MIND.

  • >> YOU OWE ME BIG TIME FOR THIS.

  • >> James: HEY, MAN, HOW ARE YOU.

  • HOW ARE YOU DOING.

  • IT'S HOV4 LANE.

  • THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID, WE NEED FOUR PEOPLE.

  • >> YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU NEEDED FOUR.

  • >> James: I ABSOLUTESLY SAID I NEED FOUR PEOPLE IN THE CAR.

  • >> HANG ON.

  • YOU ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS.

  • >> James: I'M LATE FOR WORK.

  • HAVE I TO DO EMOJI NEWS TONIGHT.

  • SO.

  • >> HEY, NO, I'M WITH JAMES.

  • HE NEEDS A-- JAMES CORDEN.

  • YEAH, NO, HE-- WE NEED A FOURTH.

  • GWEN'S HERE, GWEN STEFANI IS HERE.

  • OKAY, GOOD, WE'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.

  • >> James: HE'S COMING.

  • >> NOW SHE'S COMING.

  • >> James: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

  • >> NOTHING.

  • >> James: I MEAN DID THEY GIVE ANY-- INDICATION.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> HEY.

  • >> HI.

  • >> James: THANK YOU.

  • HOW ARE YOU.

  • NICE TO SEE YOU, THANKS SO MUCH.

  • GREAT.

  • OKAY.

  • >> HANG ON.

  • >> James: CHEESIER FOR THIS, GUYS.

  • I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

  • >> YEAH, WHATEVER.

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, DO YOU GUYS IF WE MISS INTO SOME MUSIC.

  • IT'S SORT OF A RULE OF BEING IN THE CAR WITH ME, IS THAT OKAY?

  • >> NO, I THINK YOU SHOULD PUT SOME MUSIC ON.

  • >> James: YEAH, SHOULD WE DO IT.

  • >> UH-HUH.

  • >> James: LET'S GO.

  • FEW TIMES I'VE BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK.

  • SO IT'S' NOT JOSS GONNA HAPPEN ENTHAT THE ♪ ♪ I AIN'T NO

  • HOLLABACK ♪ ♪ FEW TIMES I'VE BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK.

  • SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT.

  • CAUSE I AIN'T NO HOLLABACK GIRL.

  • ♪ I AIN'T NO HOLA BACK GIRL ♪ ♪ THIS MY, THIS MY.

  • THIS MY, THIS MY.

  • ♪ [BLEEP] ♪ BANANAN.

  • IT'S BANANA, B-A-A-N AN NA-S ARE.

  • >> IT'S MY ♪ ♪ IT'S MY.

  • IT'S MY.

  • >> James: THAT'S GOOD.

  • ANYONE MOW REASONS I WANT I WANT I KNOW WHAT A HOLLABACK GIRL.

  • >> AIN'T NO HOLLABACK MEANING IF SOME GUYS ARE ON A CONSTRUCTION

  • SITE YELLING AT A GIRL, SHE IS NOT GOING TURN BACK, SHE IS NOT

  • THAT KIND OF A GIRL, AM I CLOSE.

  • >> I THINK THAT'S CLOSE.

  • >> IT'S YOUR INTERPRETATION OF THE SONG, I DON'T WANT TO

  • PROJECT WHAT I THOUGHT ON TO YOU.

  • >> IT WOULD HELP TO KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT.

  • >> A REAL INSPIRATION BEHIND THAT, I WOULD NEVER SAY.

  • >> REALLY?

  • >> James: UH-HUH.

  • SEE NOW WE'RE IN.

  • >> ALL I SAY-- .

  • >> James: NO ONE WILL SAY THIS.

  • >> ALL I WILL SAY IS I WON, THAT'S ALL I WILL SAY.

  • >> THIS [BLEEP] BANANA, B-A-N AN A.

  • >> CAN YOU REMEMBER A FAVORITE LINE THAT YOU HAVE ENJOYED

  • SAYING IN A FILM?

  • >> IN A FILM?

  • >> James: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LINE IN A FILM.

  • >> I DON'T KNOW, I HAVE A LOT OF THEM FROM OH BROTHER WHERE ART

  • THOU.

  • I'M A DAPPER DAN MAN, IS GOOD.

  • >> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, JULIA, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE

  • LINE.

  • >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT WHEN YOU ASK GEORGE, I THOUGHT OF WHEN WE

  • SAY, WHEN I SAY YOU'RE A LIAR AND A THIEF.

  • >> YES.

  • >> AND YOU SAY I ONLY LIED ABOUT BEING A THIEF.

  • >> RIGHT, THAT'S TRUE.

  • >> SHE'S JUST TRYING TO INCLUDE US BECAUSE.

  • >> I'M TRYING TO BE INCLUSIVE.

  • >> VERY NICE.

  • >> James: SURELY THE BEST LINE IS I'M JUST A GIRL STANDING IN

  • FRONT EVER A BOY.

  • >> NOW I'M NOT SURE I WANT YOU TO DRIVE.

  • >> James: WHAT?

  • WHY?

  • IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

  • I LOVE IT SO MUCH BECAUSE, YOU KNOW COUNTRY LOVE IT, BECAUSE

  • SHE IS JUST A GIRL, STANDING IN FRONT EVER A BOY.

  • >> I'M GOING TO CRY RIGHT NOW.

  • YOU WENT TO THE LEVEL OF PERSON TO ME.

  • I'VE HAD MY SHARE OF SAND KICKED IN MY FACE.

  • AND I'VE COME THROUGH.

  • WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS.

  • AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL THE END.

  • ♪.

  • >> HARD NOTE.

  • WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.

  • WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.

  • NO TIME FOR LOSERS.

  • CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD.

  • ♪.

  • >> THAT IS SO GOOD.

  • >> THANK YOU, JAMES.

  • YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT.

  • I'VE TAKEN MY BOWS.

  • MY CURTAIN CALLS.

  • SNOATDMY FAME AND FORTUNE AND EVERYTHING THAT GOES WITH IT, I

  • THANK YOU ALL.

  • BUT IT'S BEEN NO BED OF ROSES, ♪ ♪ NO PLEASURE CRUISE.

  • ♪ I CONSIDER IT A CHALLENGE BEFORE THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE AND

  • I AIN'T GONNA LOSE.