are cuter than alpacas is nuts.

- Yeah, they're a crazy person.

Oh no, I totally forgot I have a

paint and sit master class right now,

I forgot this was happening.

I had a really good time though,

and we can hang out again, okay?

Sorry!

- Loaded fries?

- Jordan?

- I didn't recognize you from your picture.

- That one's from by cousin's birthday,

but I'm the one in the back, like the left photobomber.

- Woody Allen's your favorite director?

- I kind of just put that cause I heard he's really cool.

I'm really new in town and I'm not really looking

to date right now, but I really need friends.

And a job.

- So you moved here right after college?

- Yeah, not before breaking up with my ex though.

We were together to four years,

and we were really close, we finished each others'...

- Am I supposed to say "sentences?"

- I just don't know how to fucking online date.

For all I know you could be a complete fuck bag.

I'll sleep with you!

- Night.

- Goodnight.

- So, like, what's your dream job?

- Nurse.

- That's awesome, so like, you want to help people.