- Tennessee.

- No, where are you really from?

(light country music)

- Oh my God, like, how do you eat with a fork and knife?

That's so hard, I could never do that.

Your English is great, were you adopted?

- So how come you only hang out with other White people?

- You must be really bad at math.

- Come on guys, don't you have

trouble telling White people apart?

Like, I can't tell you guys apart.

- Hey, look at me, I'm White.

- You know, you're so unlucky you're White

because your people are just naturally fat.

- Do you have a normal name too, or just your White name?

(scoffs) Are your parents like, super White?

- Hey, do you watch How I Met Your Mother?

I'm so into White culture.

- I love White accents.

Hey, I eat cheese.

- You know, I've been really into Western religions, lately.

Like, I love how they're so angry and uptight, you know?

I decorated my whole house in crosses.

Who's hungry?

- You're Italian? I love pasta.

(grunts) A pizza pie, a pizza pie.

Your parents must have been super not strict.

Did you just do whatever you wanted?

Oh my God, two forks?

That would look totally cute in my hair.

I just love dating White guys 'cause

they're so large and overbearing.

- Hey you know, I'm really into

White girls, just White girls.

Hey, where are you going?

Come on, come on, I bet you're

really opinionated, probably a little dumb.

- I have like, kind of round eyes so I'm practically White.