Now, like today? C'mon!

[Voiceover] Okay Ben, (suspenseful beat)

Relax, it's just a picture.

Nothing crazy here just a normal every day photograph.

All you gotta do is know a pose.

You've taken a picture before, right?

Of course you've taken a picture before!You just gotta pick one pose.

but there's so many to choose from.

THE SIMPLE SMILE

THE TEETH SMILE

THE TOO MUCH TEETH SMILE

THE WAY TOO HAPPY

THE PISTOL PETE

THE CUTIE PIE

THE SWEET 'N' SOUR

THE FIERCE GAZE

THE EYEBROW

THE KISSY LIPS DUCK FACE

THE PARTY TIME

THE HANG LOOSE PARTY TIME

THE DEUCES

THE SQUINTY EYES WITH BIRDMAN HANDS

THE OMG

THE IDK

THE HOME ALONE

THE SEXY EYES

THE I'M TRYING TO SHOW YOU THAT I'M FUN

THE MUG SHOT

THE FROWNY FACE

THE CAT BUTT HOLE

THE FAMILY PORTRAIT

THE SIGMA CHI

THE I DON'T SHOW UP IN PICTURES BECAUSE I'M A VAMPIRE

THE TOM CRUISE

Okay, just go with the simple smile (moves into suspenseful beat)

You can do this, Ben.

You can do this Ben!

YOU CAN DO THIS BEN!

Oh look at us, we look so good!

[Voiceover] Ben you stupid (bleep) you (bleep) it up again!

You know you should have gone with the Tom Cruise.

Go with your gut Ben, you always go with Tom Cruise.