No no mesa stay! Mesa comic relief!

Mesa bring farts and clumsy times!

That won't be necessary. Oh but it is! Tis demanded by the gods it is!

Very well. Whoops!

Master what happened?! I sensed a great disturbance in the force.

and suddenly millions voices cried out

in relief. Yes you did my young apprentice. Yes you did.

How The Phantom Menace Should Have Ended

The Naboo system has been invaded by the Droid armies of the Trade Federation!

I object! There is no proof! Actually there is.

like so much proof. Here's a recording from our ship's camera of the Federation

attempting to kill us

during the invasion. And here is a private message from one of my advisers...

being held in a prison camp!

The death toll is catastrophic! You must contact me!

And also there are a ton of witnesses. Two of which are jedi

I can assure you want the queen says is true.

Well Holy Crap You Guys! This ends now!

Send reinforcements immediately!

He he he... yeah.

Awe dang!

Always two there are. A master..

and an apprentice. But which was destroyed?

the master or the apprentice? MASTER!

Oh Master! I'm still alive!

Oh it's so painful but... But I'm still here!

At last we will reveal ourselves... Right?!

At last we'll have revenge!

eh... I don't know this person! Awe come on man!

How are you still alive?! I was saved by a bunch of fans.

hmmm. Convenient that is. Yes it is! I agree!

I know right?! .... What will happen to ME now?

You guys ok totally ruining my funeral!

It's over Ob-1!

I have the high ground!

Don't try it!

*grunts* *slash* I immediately regret my decision!!!!!

Subscribe you must, hmm?

Thanks to our guests, you give. hmm. Uh master do you suddenly look different?

Different leads Blue-ray. Blue-ray leads to 3d.

3D leads to online streaming. What's that got to do with anything?

Get out!