Part true detective intro

Just went blind

They have more fun, I've been told

And now I only have a first name

Just call me Zayn, Malik was lame

Now I'm like Sting, Hitler or Bono

I like all types of birds

As long as they're models, this girl is less than both her shoes

These boxing unicorns

Are making uniporn

Hey put some hearts on that girl's boobs

Now let's make dreary faces

Stick the footage in premiere

Make everything look smeared

Put a flower on her labia

Tattoo lyrics on her neck

Now here's some gibberish

Yabba dabba doo

Babadook

Marmaduke

I can do what I want

No more 1D guys

And raging hormones

She's a porcupine

This is a poor song

Pillow F*@%

Is what I do, when she's gone

F### F### F######!

Now I'm cool, I drop F bombs

Why is my face so expressionless?

If I feel great, or I'm in pain

It stays the same, Irreregardless

Blood's pouring from your eyes

You're probably hungry

Please let me make you some beef stew

Hey let's get out of this hell

Cause the sexy acid trip

Is making us feel sick

Let's go home and watch Seinfeld

It's on eight times a week

And it stills holds up

In the bed all day

Watch TV endlessly

Eating crisps with some dips

Watching family guy

Then getting our Friends on

You boxing unicorns

Can put your clothes on

And you can go home

I'm now the Justin guy

This is my end zone

Justin guy

Justin guy

Justin guy

Justin guy

End zone

End zone

End zone

End zone

Soon

Very soon

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