Name: イルミナティの存在を証明する (Proving the Illuminati is Real!)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:02:37.000Z
Duration: 6 min 4 s
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様態の副詞

To the plastic water bottle conspiracy of 73.

基礎受動態

The question still remains. Is the Illuminated real?

I've laid out the facts for you, America. It's time to spread the truth.

I can't believe people believe  in this stuff. Like, seriously?

They'll find any reason  to say it's Illuminati.

Oh, Miley Cyrus has an eyeball tattoo, Illuminati confirmed!

Doritos are triangle shaped, Illuminati confirmed!

The three of us are still awake, but Erica's still...still...sleeping.

You don't really get  what we're doing, huh, Sean?

Oh, it's just our other roommate. Don't even worry about it.

Well, dude, don't worry about it, Sean. It's okay. I mean, Illuminati's

the biggest waste of time. Just because a bunch of celebrities

like Jay-Z, Lady Gaga, Beyoncé all hold up the same hand symbol

- or triangle sign-- - Wait, what did you just say?

Jay-Z, Lady Gaga... Jay-Z, Lady Gaga, Beyoncé...

Jay-Z, Lady Gaga, Beyoncé. What do they all have in common?

Uh, I just told you They all put up their stupid hand signs

- No, not just that - They're all celebrities?

- They're all in the music industry? - No!

No, they don't. Only Beyoncé has an E in her name.

And you know what? They're not the only ones.

Hey, Erica. You think you could make your coffee another time?

How to access your secret lab- Put book back

As I was saying, it's not just Beyoncé, Lady Gaga and Jay-Z.

Who are some other celebrities that are  rumored to be a part of the Illuminati?

Well, what about Kanye West? He's rumored to be part of it.

Okay, fine. All their names have an E sound in it,

but what does that have  to do with Illuminati?

Good question. See, I've been working on the same theory for minutes now

They're saying Il-lum-i-NOT-E, which is exactly what they want

But we just cracked the code and we're gonna prove this thing

once and for all. - We just talked about how stupid

these conspiracies are. - Conspiraca-CEES?

The Illuminati are viewed as leaders, the most powerful people

And from the time we're kids, we're already being taught to serve them

Think about it. When you're a little kid,

what's the one thing you're forced to do?

who's the one person that you have to obey?

And when it comes to teachers, what's the one thing you

Like, why an apple of all things? Because Apple is one

of the biggest companies in the world, and they're in on it!

Why do you think every  single one of their Apple products

See, there's already a lot  of conspiracy theories saying

we went to war in Iraq for oil, or for money, or for whatever.

But what if the reason  was to protect the secret?

So you're saying the Illuminati is located in Iraq?

No, that would be way too obvious, but we're close.

It's someplace around there. I just don't know where to start.

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