♪ (piano plays Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and goes off-key) ♪

(in video: keys jangle)

- Wait, I think I've seen this.

Oh wait, yes! I've seen one of these.

- (gasps) I love this!

- (mom) Hey.

- (dad) How's it going? - (mom) It's good, you?

- (dad) Good.

What do you want to do for dinner?

- (Coco) No.

You can't talk to her right now.

- Oh, he's supposed to be the two year old?

(laughing) What?

- (dad) What?

- (Coco, snobbishly) You can't talk to her right now

because I'M talking to her right now.

- Oh god, that happens all the time. (giggles)

- (dad) Uh, okay, well-- that's my wife.

And I can talk to my wife whenever I want to talk to my wife.

- (Coco) No. She's NOT your wife.

- (cracking up) - (Coco) She's the princess.

- (dad) What? - (Coco) Okay.

So she's playing with me.

So you just... go over there right now.

- That's so funny 'cause a two year old would totally say this.

- Oh my god! I love these.

- (mom clears throat) - (Coco) Look at how much fun we're having.

(snickers)

- Aww! (chuckles)

- (chuckling) Oh, that's great. Oh, that's too good.

(pattering footsteps) ♪ (ominous music) ♪

(door creaks)

- (dad) What are you doing out of bed?

- (Coco) I just think I need to read one more story.

- (dad) Where's your pajamas?

- (giggling) - (Coco) Um...

I just took them off.

(dad) Okay, well, go get them and bring them here.

We'll put them back on, and then you gotta go back to bed.

- (Coco) No.

Because I'm naked, I'm the boss.

(uncontrollable laughter)

- (dad) Uh, that doesn't actually qualify you to be the boss.

- (Coco) I'm the boss.

- (dad) Look, we all know who the real boss is.

- Are they about to kiss?

The real boss is the one that does the tickling.

- (Coco giggles) - No!

(Coco giggles uncontrollably)

- This is getting strange.

- That just does not look right. (laughs)

- It's so funny. Oh my god.

- (dad) Okay, go get your PJs on. - (Coco) Okay.

(rustling noises)

- Oh, I've seen this one. I've seen this one.

This is amazing.

- (Coco) Um... - (laughs) The butterfly wings.

- Oh, those little wings.

- (Coco) I want one more cookie. - (giggles)

- (dad) Well, you can't have any more cookies.

- (Coco) Yeah, but I want one more cookie.

- (dad, sternly) You can't have any more cookies!

- I love him so much!

- (Coco) I want... more cookies.

(snickering)

- (dad) Okay. You can have one more cookie.

- She's so cute!

- (dad) But that's gotta be it.

- Oh my gosh, she's so cute. - (Coco giggles)

(chuckles fondly)

- How can you say no to that face?

♪ (swing music) ♪

- She's like the sassiest two year old ever!

(laughing)

♪ (punk rock music) ♪

- (Finebros) So what were those videos about?

- A conversation with my two year old daughter.

Well, not my two year old daughter--

but I assume his two year old daughter.

- We just watched a grown man acting as if he was a two year old.

- (Finebros) Did you like the videos? - I love them.

- I loved it!

'Cause it was adorably awkward.

- Yeah, totally, I'm gonna subscribe right when I get home.

- (Finebros) So this YouTube channel has been around for less than

half a year, already has more than 400,000 subscribers.

- Good for them.

- (Finebros) Why is this such a good idea for a show?

- Because kids say the funniest things ever,

and then if you just replaced it with

an older man saying it, it's just awkward.

- Something about seeing an older man

saying things that come out of a little kid's mouth is funny.

- No one takes the two year old seriously,

and so when you see a grown man that you're supposed to take seriously

saying what the two year old says, it's like, "Oh my god.

That was the most ridiculous thing ever."

- I was a two year old at one point.

We were all two year olds at one point, so we can all relate.

- Kid videos have been around since the beginning of YouTube,

so now they're just taking that idea and changing it,

which is genius. (laughs)

- (Finebros) How do you think the grown man did

as the two year old? - It's pretty spot on.

- He did a good job.

- I think he was great.

- He's so good at playing a two year old girl.

I believe it.

- (Finebros) Have you ever had experience dealing with two year olds?

- Yeah.

You have to understand they're not like other people

who have well developed thoughts and feelings.

- Two year olds are very possessive and they're kind of scary.

- Little girls have so much control over the entire world.

It's so scary.

- I babysit little three year old kids

all the time and they act exactly like that.

- I have a cousin.

We went to Disneyland for my birthday,

and he decided that he needed to go to the bathroom

in the middle of Main Street.

- They act like they were born on Sassafras Street.

They just say the funniest, weirdest things and--

oh my god, I just can't... (sighs) deal.

- When my sister was little,

she threatened to rip off my eyebrows for no reason.

She's like, "I'm gonna rip off your eyebrows while you're sleeping."

(clang!) (Finebros, gruffly) DAAAAARK!

- (Finebros) The girl's name is Coco.

How do you think Coco is gonna feel about this when she's older?

- First of all, that's a cool name.

- Coco-- that's the name of my dog!

Oh wait, that's not a good thing. (laughs)

- I think she's gonna love it.

- When she gets to a certain age, she'll be like, "Dad!

That's so embarrassing! Why would you do that?"

- It's like looking at old photos of yourself, except they're videos

that have been watched by millions of people.

- (Finebros) Do you wish that your parents had documented

things you did when you were younger?

- Okay, so... I don't think so

just 'cause my parents are Israeli,

and so they would just be screaming all the time.

- Well, yeah, and I wish they had a video camera going 24-7 my entire life.

Being able to watch yourself to grow and develop like that

will give you a lot of insight into who you are as a person.

- When we were really young, they did a lot of stuff

and then slowly, as we got older, they stopped.

I used to be like this really chubby-- like huge, really chubby.

I had glasses, a huge gap between my two front teeth,

and there's this video...

You know that song "Santa, Baby"?

♪ Santa, baby ♪

♪ Why are you looking at me tonight? ♪

It is the most embarrassing thing, but everybody watches it.

- (Finebros) So back to the series, do you believe these

are real conversations that he had with his daughter?

- I hope so.

I really hope that they're real conversations.

- I wouldn't doubt it,

but he probably might exaggerate it a little bit.

- I believe that they're based on real conversations,

but I don't know if what's being said

is actually what a two year old would say.

- I think they're very believable because, I mean--

that does seem like something a two year old would say.

- Kids are that creative and crazy. (laughs)

- (Finebros) And if Coco is watching, what do you want to say to her?

- Hi, Coco!

You're so cute! I just love you.

- You're adorable.

- You're a star.

I'm a big fan.

- Please don't turn... into a man.

- You're very funny. One day you'll understand why.

- (Finebros) What do you think they'll do when she isn't two anymore?

The YouTube channel is even called Convos With My 2 Year Old.

- Oh. They didn't think this through very well, did they?

- Don't stop the channel, please!

- They're gonna have another baby,

and it's gonna be a YouTube baby.

It'll be one of us!

- Well, if it stays as big as it is then they'll probably make

Convos With My 3 Year Old.

- Convos With My 5 Year Old,

and then Convos With My Teenager,

and then Convos With My 20 Year Old.

Like, and keep going-- I think that'd be really funny

and you could go up all the different ages,

all the way up to Convos With My Gravestone or something.

(clang!) - (Finebros) DAAAAARK!!!

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- (in squeaky voice) ♪ Santa, baby ♪

♪ Why are you looking at me tonight? ♪