字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - UPS special delivery. Please sign. - No, not you again. What are you doing here? - Bringing you the mail, you shirmpy idiot. Now, can you please sign here and give me a five star rating? It would really help me out a ton, I really appreciate it. - Ahh, what reeks? - I think it's the box. - What did you do to it this time? - It wasn't me, I promise. It was totally like this when I got it. (playful music) (glass breaks) (box crashes) (cheers) (glass breaks) - Well I'll be a son of a gun, you did it. Here's your $5 bucks, Mike Tyson. Well, maybe it wasn't exactly like this but the thrilly part sure wasn't me. Thanks, buddy. - Dude, did you really just give him five stars? - Nah, they're not real stars, Pear. Here are six stars. Little Apple, here's 20 zillion stars. Try eating them, maybe they'll make you big and strong. (laughs) (screams) - Congratulations, you're our one millionth visitor. - I am? - You are. And that means you win. - All right! I won! I won! I knew I could do it. Oh, I just want to thank all you guys for always believing I could do it. Oh, I'm giving this guy a star for sure. - Does this seem fishy to anyone? - Umm, wow, rude. - Get back in the box, this is my con. - Meh! - Come to think of it, yeah. How can Orange be your millionth visitor if you're in our kitchen? - You're just jealous you didn't win first prize. Hey, Spam-A-Lot, how do I get my prize? - I just need your social and address and the prize is yours. - Come on, Orange, you even know what you're winning? And why does he need your home address? He's already in your home. - Boo-yah. - Perfect, I'll just go get your prize and... (high-pitched whistle) - That was weird. - Greetings, friends. I come bearing good news from the east. I am a Saudi Prince, you see, and my fortune has become too much to bear and you seem like a worthy friend to give it to. - Oh, yeah! Easy money. How much you giving me? - How much you want? - A bafillion dollars. - Well, shoot (clears throat) you're wish is my command. I just need your bank account number, social security number, check routing number, ahh, to sort these things through. - Well, I don't have a bank account. But Pear does! Take his. - Dude! - It's okay, Pear. I can share some of it with you. - Many thanks, friend. Allow me to get your fortune. - Oh, my eyes aren't as perfect as they used to be but, is that Orange I see? - In the peel. Do I know you? - No, dear, but I'm a friend of your grandmother's. - How's she doing? - Oh, she's quite sick I'm afraid. Low on Vitamin C. She asked me to swing by and borrow some money for medicine. - Oh, no! Well, I'm all out of money. Pear's bank account is dry. - What? Since when? - Since about 20 seconds ago. - Let's get that savings account too if he's got that much money in it. (clears throat) That's normal, yes, International Transfers and all. Nothing shady going on at all. - Well, perhaps I could just take a few trinkets back to cheer her up. Let's see, maybe this magnet. This spatula's pretty nice. Isn't that the sweetest miniature apple? - Ahh, I'm not a trinket. - Sorry, munchkin. It's the eyes. Let's see, anything else I can take? - Frying Pan? - Hmm, well yeah, that does go with the spatula. But how would I carry it? - No, Frying Pan! (screams) (sizzles) (screams) - Oh, stop it, it burns like, ahh. - Oh, gross. They smell even worse when they're cooked. - Ahh, no! How am I gonna win my, umm, my. What did I even win, again? - You didn't win anything, dude. It was all a scam. And you wiped out my bank accounts. - I'm sorry. But don't worry, I'll refill your accounts. - Really? - With stars! - Ahh. - Great idea number 2,050. Muffins are no longer allowed into the kitchen. (glass breaks) - Why wouldn't we allow muffins in the kitchen? - Because some muffins, not all muffins but some muffins, have poppyseeds. - That's true. - Okay, and what's wrong with poppyseeds in muffins?